Author: chewyland
If you’re not having fun, you’re not having fun.

Is it really that hard?

Here is some sounds financial travel advice.
The best way to maximize profit and enjoyment from your AIRBNB is to chug beers and listen to Madonna in the shower until the hot water tank runs out. Waste not, want not.
Holy crap I’m having Soo much fun. Varna day 2.
I will post 100 photos later today.

Amalia will be sending hourly Birdie photos.

No mask, of course.
Here.
Road got fixed, finally.
My rocket 2 Varna.

They finally vacuumed the beach.

No better place to buy an ugly Russian shuba than a beach resort.

Is it really that hard?

I’m on the bus, bitches.
1am tenderloin. This is normal.

Exciting to be me right now. More info in the coming days.
I’m off to Varna for “business” to sign some paperwork, eat caviar in a park, be afternoon drunk and work on a few more calculator hobby projects.

Jarek, my loving friend from Poland just sent me this. He lives where I grew up – on the Baltic Sea. He is also my Bulgarian “summer neighbour”.

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Eating 2 soups at the same time and doing beer shots. Proper lunch.
Twins BBQ opens tomorrow.

A super secret glimpse into the new Janet.

Intelligence, education, respect and common sense prevent human breeding.

Today was essentially centered around drinking. Ohh, Janet sign is up – store opening imminent!!!
My motorbike has its first sticker.
I live like this.

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This is barely a month of computer filth. So much shame.
Spray air and vacuuming can only go so far, the rest is all toothbrush and q tips.


Something to consider..

More smoked duck today…Once you duck, you just can’t stop (that’s an old saying).

Miami Vice Amigas.
