Author: chewyland

My bean filled shit I had this morning had more brains than these 2 morons.

The new off-road bike lights should be directly connected to the fuse box and not to the battery + the ignition switch should turn them off in case I forget to flip the switch (so I don’t drain the battery).

Everyone is so tired today. Lots more organizing, cooking and IKEA assembling. Sleepeeee time.

The shoe rack is in and you can sit on, it even after eating a full turkey.

Crazy-ass steak party tonight!!

I love underground parking, makes me feel rich.

The last 50k of ride was rather unpleasant. The wind was relentless.

I can’t possibly be having more fun.

Long way home through Varna. I’m wearing a light sweater….it’s hot and muggy even at 1600hr.

But, to be honest, she was incredibly friendly and zesty. 10/10 bridge experience.

He’s really funny and, apparently, very bored. He’s practicing his English with me….super awesome…what an adventure I’m having.

Spent 1.5 hours scootering around trying to find bus station….didn’t find….the battery died. I’m actually having sooooo much fun.

The mango pepsi was the most mango anything (manogiest?) I’ve ever consumed. More mango than mango – I do not recommend.

I feel like Pierre Cardin.

You know how it goes…thirst is as thirst does…