
Easy sneezy.

holiday everyday
It’s expensive for beers + people smoke inside…VERY SMOKEY.
But watching Sandra Bullock for more than 4 minutes gives me really bad diarrhea…so no movie for me…..maybe I can watch it on my iPad on my new toilet? Hrm…
Big trip coming up in less than a week.
The Volta has arrived.
IT TOTALLY WORKED OUT AND IT WAS AMAZING…..I REALLY CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck has happened to me?
I have not been drunk one time this year.
I have not woken up with a hangover once this year.
I didn’t even buy mortadella and it was on sale.
Sigh….
I’m salivating for those pettit-potatoes.
The greatest thing I’ve eaten since the 1970s, only used a lot of lime and a dash of salt.
Jesus fuck, sooooo good.
It actually is shockingly soft….but not nearly as soft as she is, of course.
But..
It should be sunny and 22 across the board and, as I am mentioning for the 50th time..it’s fucking cold at night…even at 10pm.
Tomorrow 100% beach day.