chewyland – Page 150

Floatie and Gooseneck are HERE.

I need to start the mounting process, if you know what I mean???

Yeah, my happy place. Super cloudy today but sooooo warm.

I live like this. Can you spot Birdie?

Sunny day and loads of progress. Time for a Guinness.

I hate to brag but both of my new appliances are NOW ON MY FLOOR!!

I am ordering cat food online now – don’t have to go to the store anymore like a commoner.

Not only does it arrive right at my door, it’s actually 22% cheaper. Live Love Laugh!!

I have to buy a new laser for Birdie today.

The other one disintegrated and strangely

,Jumbo, doesn’t sell them.

A behind the scenes look at heading home from Burgas.

…from 2 days ago. I actually like riding at night (unlike driving the van). My new crazy-ass off-road highway lights make everything daytime.

Fuck yeah!!

My Free GoPro GOOSENECK is arriving tomorrow and the washing machine should be here in about 10 minutes. Renovations are going SUPER slowly but moving forward at the very least!!!

I can’t actually make food at home.

Bought ready made pretzels that only need about 10 minutes of oven-time. Pretzle-Perfect.

I am trying to find a super firm mattress memory foam topper.

So far everything is soft. Soft=bad.

Gotta have my fish and support the local fisheries and fisherpeople.

Summer in Burgas. I’m having a “BUCK” with soy milk and a tingle of cinnamon.

Something exciting is happening??

I am thinking now of getting a new washing machine.

While the renovations continue…..

The current one is old and loud + the spin cycle is so broken the machine pretty much ends up on the other end of the livingroom now from the vibrations like an angry crab.

Additionally, I left a coffee cup on top of a table the other day and the dryer cycle knocked it catastrophically down…the mess was about 1 square KM. I didn’t even take a photo of it…it was that bad. There was more coffee and coffee grounds on the ground…than actual visible ground.

Plus the fucking beeps all the time because the water pump is weak + it’s super old school inefficient. The new machines use a tiny bit of water and electricity.

PLUS I NEED WIFI.

Imagine me sitting at a beach bar in the height of summer with 2 beers in hand and Alexa beeps my phone “your laundry is ready, Matthew…..your laundry is ready, Matthew!!!!”. This is the future I want to live in, this is the future I deserve.