Author: chewyland

It’s hard to take anyone seriously when they have one these plastic penises in their mouths, especially a cop at an accident scene. 17th century life, today.

I’m so happy. 5 more liters of storage.

So the road had to be closed to keep the cockroaches from escaping the toilet.

FASCINATING READ!!

Especially this part – “Due to worsening weather conditions….”

https://www.novinite.com/articles/218738/Russia+Closed+the+only+Road+to+Georgia

The sticky rice was unintentional….but it was sticky and delightful.

I’ve mentioned this already. Makes shopping easy. No mess, no spills, protects these stupidly expensive bags. I want to have these for the rest of my life.

Thank you for reading.

It has also removed 4 months from my life expenctancy.

Rumor has it that my sister is getting a Calico very soon…..JESUS FUCKING AWESOME CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which means only one thing…..DAILY CAT PHOTOS FROM WINNIPEG!!

…back to Sofia asap. I should live there…I will live there…stay tuned…seriously though…stay tuned..for once…seriously.

Easiest bus trip to date..not sure why.

So the math..

Just kidding… It’s 2023.

And arrived at 4:07 for the 4:10 bus. I have to thank God and the angel on my shoulder for my good luck today.

One funny thing. 1st time ever I’ve seen the super bus anti-corruption guy randomly get on the bus to check for tickets. Tickets are only bought in cash from a lady THAT ACTUALLY RIDES ON THE BUS…I’m sure she would love to pocket a few bucks for cigarettes and a couple loaves of white bread.

Warm and sunny today…BIG TRIP TOMORROW, stay tuned!!!