Author: chewyland

Too bad everyone in NA wants massive weight and massive engines…..20hp will get you to 80k..and that’s all you need in a city bruiser that gets you to your Tinder dates, your boring office job and a breezy legal-speed romp around the back roads.

New stuff coming, I still want a flannel cowboy set…. Maybe with actual cowboy scenes…one can dream.

I can’t wait to “WOW” everyone at the accounting office tomorrow.

…and lost his life savings to a common and blatant ponzi.

Trip in 24 hours.

She has 3 new pieces but they are resting in their hut. She’s such a street-slut.

Ohh listen to this. Downstairs will house a restaurant.

The moment it gets warm….probably in the year 2080.

…2 weeks or so. But it has been raining and it’s the holiday season. If they hunker down and have enough sober workers they can probably finish this project in 2 months..or less.

Yes, it’s basic Eastern European fare but it’s really really good!!

I FUCKIN’ LOVE IT…it’s actually really soft…as soft as Ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my 2nd green rug!!

My feet will be fluffy and cozy while I wash the 400 daily fucking dishes.

The Karcher people called again from Sofia. I think they like talking to me because they put me on speaker and I always crack vacuum jokes with them. They are all so jolly all the time – vacuum sales is a happy business, for obvious reasons.

The new handheld arrives tomorrow and my extra filters (still on backorder) won’t show up till next week. AMAZING!!