chewyland – Page 137

Has anyone ever been able to fall asleep on an airplane?

I’m not an animal, 1st class train tickets into Amsterdam. Leather seats and no poor people in sight.

I had lofty ideas to get drunk at Liverpool airport and eat a triple order of fish and chips.

But I’m more mature now (maturer) so sushi and iced coffee IS IT. This is all actually very tasty. Ohh and the chicken slices from the book store were soooooooo DELICIOUS AND MOIST..JUST weird..

I need to complain but I have nothing.

The last time I bought a magazine was 3 years ago….at an airport…

I forgot my shaver, toothpaste etc….but I have my brush…I’ll use dish soap to brush my teeth.

I had to run to the gate, last on bus. Nothing has changed.

Sandwich costs 1.5 Euros per bite.

I have 4 separate flights in 1 week. Yay.

Tickets go on sale in 3 days….I want to go to 1st show…best seats. That’s my mission.

Sooooo….you just tap your watch or phone now. No need to get a physical ticket anymore from stupid machine (that had contactless, I guess.).

Sooooo much better, essentially bypasses a stupid process and a useless piece of paper. I consider this to be the best it can be. Until we finally get chip implants…of course.

They installed anti-jump automatic nets. Weird to see.

But joking aside, will Russia as a country just cease to exist? What will happen in a year or two from now? Looks like Ukrainian forces have reached the Russian border and will start attacking all the Russian cunts on their own soil. This is just funny…and sad. What a bunch of low IQ idiots…..80% still support this stupid war…

I wish Apple and Google would shut down/brick everyone’s phones there. I would pee in laughter…idiots…wow how did a country completely fuck itself in a matter of weeks…

Bus trip easy as a sheep.

27 degrees out but I’m in airconditioned comfort. Nobody smells bad and WE FUCKING STOPPED at KFC. I asked the guy for 3 thighs (normally they mix and match, thighs are best)…he said he had 3 left…4Euros..best KFC ever. Not muddy and sweaty…just perfect steaming hot dead salty-birds. Plus, icing on the cake, we will arrive 1 hour earlier in the capital. I got a cheap hotel…sushi or pho later.

God is great!