





holiday everyday






Everyone sit still.

I am getting scammed.

….of sausages filled with cucumbers from Latvia. They were extraordinary!!!



Better and crispier and just more flavorful than frying in oil. Boy was I wrong about this shit. This was really tasty (yes, from bag)….but it was actually….tasty…..sometimes this stuff is hit and miss. This was a lucky and very crunchy and chickeny 10/10!!!
AIR4LIFE!!


These russian cockroaches are fucking delusional.

Weather is perfect, lots of cops, just saw 4 of them on the side of the road on older BMW GS bikes. Cool AF.



Another really great trip. Burgas next.





I have bought beer for people, medicine for an old lady, tipped my drunk haircut lady 6x haircut cost (top 5 funniest BG experiences.. I peed in laughter), met about 20 of the nicest people on earth. Additionally Jaws, when you really watch it, deeply watch it… watch the setting and the acting and… Just.. Wow… (yes I know it’s a scary shark movie… But it’s 100x more than that).
E. T. Tonight. Maybe the best movie ever made.












I’m paying my return taxi fare with beer and we’re driving around. This is normal.
May God have mercy on my soul.
















Hot and calm when I left… Never experienced an actual instant wall of ice and rain. Like a faucet, like a canon instantly into your face. Really fucks with you, especially on a bike in a t-shirt where 20 seconds before you were sweating from relentless heat. Thankfully I was wearing my boots and Motorrad BMW pants (I like saying BMW). Those things are waterproof and made from steel.









You can see that on any woman from 2km away.

What a fantastically grumpy fucker. One of the coolest people I’ve met in Bulgaria. I wish I was THIS level grumpy and interesting. SIGH.
