Author: chewyland

But how, I will probably have to check up on some recipes.

I opened one of the boxes – there is one very small veggie burger inside (you could fit 5, maybe 6). Total cost to manufacture probably less than 30 cents.

I bet the packaging cost more than the contents.

This is fucked.

They are supposed to be cool when it’s hot….and hot when it’s cold…and abrasion proof. Pure super-science from the West (made in an Indian village I am sure…total production cost $2.30).

AND feed my cats and have bits left over for outside cats.

Ohh, it’s gloomy outside. Might put heat on.

It will be my new project table. Might even set up my DJ controller.

Not sure how I’ll make room for this but it’s foldable and actually made from wood. It’s from the super fancy IKEA line. It’s all gonna look super fucking cool.

Nothing ever goes to waste…only to the waist.

Omg, that’s so funny….

Smaller portion than the pig cut out…rest is air..70% of package is empty.

Cunts.

These are the same size..4.20 Leva for that butter but it’s half the size it was 3 years ago. The cut the packaging widthwise. Fuck.

Essentially 2 rotten bananas, some lime juice, honey and a teaspoon of butter.

I sprinkled some Tim Hortons cappuccino chemicals on top my sister brought me from Winnipeg. So tasty.

No weird cores, BIOSes or controller assignments. Boot from USB (bypassing Windows 11) and it all just works. God is great!!!

It is getting chilly and without proper gear motorbiking in the evening is officially a no no.

I had some left over sausages plus really wanted to test new pot. Best pot ever, life is all about low and slow cooking now.

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After every rain and and storm I have to redo everything from scratch. Scrub the tiles and rinse everything. Sweep the cat.

I can’t believe it’s summer here still!!!

This evening is curry day. I am testing out my new cocoochoorie pot.

If I had real money I would buy a retro Ferrari GT car and drive it briskly across Europe.

Especially through the Alps, staying at 400 Euro boutique hotels each night and wearing Speedos by the pool, smoking Pall Malls and drinking martinis….and flirting with the local eurobitches.

I mixed them together to make one of the most epic dishes ever. I should patent it.