Author: chewyland

Take that!!

It’s amazing how the egg gets soaked into the bread and makes this crispy egg-thing…it’s really fucking tasty…I will make more in the coming days…I have 5 more of these breads…they cost about a Euro.

What a fun trip, I should really take the bus more often. Mall is crazy busy, shops are busy…jolly day.

Poor, sweet, mall girl….no way to recover from this…only amputation.

Obligatory fake granite countertops….I’ll need to check website…

….but at that second Burgas bus came…guess I’m off to Burgas.

Used the blender. It’s all about SUPER PULSING, I am talking 1/100th of s second to get a little more coarse.

This fucking blender could start a tsunami if I was to dip it in the Black Sea.

If you eat around my last 2 prawns and my tiny piece of BBQ chicken this soup is 100% vegetarian……soooo fucking delicious and smokey.

This is the shitty and cheapest stuff no human should ever eat….it used to cost 80 Stotinki…

****ohhh and this IS the super cheap store****

True love 4ever.

I am not joking, few months ago there is NO possibility of her sleeping in that box….she couldn’t even stand in it.

I still need to order the scale.

I still had a few prawns in the freezer from my prawn-kick last summer.

This week I eat everything from freezer…I have sooo much amazing stuff.

If I lived a normal life I would TOTALLY have a dog.

God is great.

God is great…

All this stuff here makes my ass smell like a Russian middle aged woman.

Yes, spraying your body with smelly chemicals is still a thing here in 18th century Eastern Europe.

Are we on a collision course with the sun or something?

She’s been around since fall and even with continuous food intake (she’s super plump and healthy) she’s not growing.

I think she’s Tiffany’s piece.