My hotel breakfast at this stupid fucking “green vegetarian cafe” sucks fucking ass. wtf.

Everything below tastes like wet rolled up toilet paper.

Even the coffee sucks.

I miss last night’s 4am street pizza!!!

Should I call the cops.

Fucking fuck I had fun last night…I feel like a teenager…

Hotel is incredible….JUST INCREDIBLE…SO COMFY..just fucking hell…just 100%…everything..

It’s also anniversary day with girl…I need to buy her something cute today. She likes all things cute.