
Hearing aid Barbie.

holiday everyday
They cost me 3$.
It’s expensive for beers + people smoke inside…VERY SMOKEY.
But watching Sandra Bullock for more than 4 minutes gives me really bad diarrhea…so no movie for me…..maybe I can watch it on my iPad on my new toilet? Hrm…
Big trip coming up in less than a week.
The Volta has arrived.
IT TOTALLY WORKED OUT AND IT WAS AMAZING…..I REALLY CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck has happened to me?
I have not been drunk one time this year.
I have not woken up with a hangover once this year.
I didn’t even buy mortadella and it was on sale.
Sigh….
I’m salivating for those pettit-potatoes.
The greatest thing I’ve eaten since the 1970s, only used a lot of lime and a dash of salt.
Jesus fuck, sooooo good.
It actually is shockingly soft….but not nearly as soft as she is, of course.
But..