April 2022 – Page 4

I have made a veggie wrap – am I going crazy?

It’s finally here. I haven’t decided what I’ll vacuum 1st….or whom.

You are witnessing the birth of Valencia.

Is it really that hard?

The developer just told me the complex is essentially sold out to Ukrainians. Brilliant.

Ohh listen to this. Downstairs will house a restaurant.

I will try my hand at motorcycle camping.

The moment it gets warm….probably in the year 2080.

Sunny Beach is getting new holes everywhere!!

Bulgaria’s brightest minds and engineering might built this road about 1.5 years ago.

Nothing has been happening over the last…

…2 weeks or so. But it has been raining and it’s the holiday season. If they hunker down and have enough sober workers they can probably finish this project in 2 months..or less.

Last time I was here the food sucked….now it’s one the best and most flavorful meals..EVER.

Yes, it’s basic Eastern European fare but it’s really really good!!

It’s like this ALL DAY. This is 4pm Tuesday…

Another green rug that matches ABSOLUTELY NOTHING…

I FUCKIN’ LOVE IT…it’s actually really soft…as soft as Ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my 2nd green rug!!

My feet will be fluffy and cozy while I wash the 400 daily fucking dishes.

Who has set up an Amiga emu and has been playing F-18?

IKEA came today including this.

The Karcher people called again from Sofia. I think they like talking to me because they put me on speaker and I always crack vacuum jokes with them. They are all so jolly all the time – vacuum sales is a happy business, for obvious reasons.

The new handheld arrives tomorrow and my extra filters (still on backorder) won’t show up till next week. AMAZING!!

My Quiche is INCREDIBLY tasty but…

..sadly it fell apart and became “rustic”, almost too rustic.

Kelly Cotswolds Photos Of The Day. Bulgaria looks the exact opposite today.

HAPPY EASTER.

Potato and carrots acquired. It’s party time.

It’s raining foxes and kangaroos out here all week.

I can safely say that …..WE’RE HERE!!!

Sweet as candy tomatoes have arrived.

I still have 70% of yesterday’s chicken left. I need to go to the carrot store now.

Easter chicken just got a 20% price increase.

New Countach spotted in Munich.

Not my photo….BUT I DID SEE MY 1ST PORSCHE SPYDER AT MCDONALDS YESTERDAY AND DIDN’T TAKE A PHOTO….BG PLATES, TOO…

The motorcycle chain brush easily doubles as a cat tail cleaner and straightener.

My little BMW bike now has just over 6000 km on it. Stupid rain next week….stupid useless rain.

Owning a crevice tool is one thing….

But actually using it is some next level shit. I didn’t want the party to stop, I have vacuumed everything today, every little corner – It was amazing.

The Karcher guys in Sofia (my new best friends) called me yesterday about a new handheld model that was just released last week and gave me a crazy deal with free shipping. Offer I simply could not refuse.

The yellow bullet is coming on Monday, be jealous.

I even ordered 2 extra filters for it as you never know what’s going to happen with supply lines during these turbulent war times.

The largest number of refugees is in Sunny Beach, Nessebar, Burgas, Kiten and Primorsko.

Great….if you need to hang out somewhere, why not on the beach?

It’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy here!!!

Also, I am still unsure property prices are going up or down, I have yet get a clear answer but Russians are selling and Ukrainians are buying…that part is a fact (even in my complex).