While the renovations continue…..
The current one is old and loud + the spin cycle is so broken the machine pretty much ends up on the other end of the livingroom now from the vibrations like an angry crab.
Additionally, I left a coffee cup on top of a table the other day and the dryer cycle knocked it catastrophically down…the mess was about 1 square KM. I didn’t even take a photo of it…it was that bad. There was more coffee and coffee grounds on the ground…than actual visible ground.
Plus the fucking beeps all the time because the water pump is weak + it’s super old school inefficient. The new machines use a tiny bit of water and electricity.
PLUS I NEED WIFI.
Imagine me sitting at a beach bar in the height of summer with 2 beers in hand and Alexa beeps my phone “your laundry is ready, Matthew…..your laundry is ready, Matthew!!!!”. This is the future I want to live in, this is the future I deserve.
