…from a mud pit full of feces, despair, garbage and poverty to a proper habitable place to hang out and enjoy. The world is crazy!!! CRAZY!!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING??????? (I think it has something to do with loads of EU money, moving towards Shenzhen and FINALLY adopting the Euro…..).

Dare I say….it almost…JUST ALMOST..looks “western style middle class”.

Anyways…I AM SOOOO HAPPY.

I bring my own cutlery from home because plastic forks are for losers.

I honestly don’t fucking understand what they did with the chicken this year …it tastes like silky butter. It’s just soo tasty…I don’t get it.

Don’t even get me started on my tomato.

This is the very last IKEA sausage in the house and I’m depressed. Looks like a 70km trip is in order to replenish the meaty sticks. Everyone here loves them. A home without IKEA sausages is just a house.

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These are genuine, farm fresh, IKEA weiners. FOR THE 1ST TIME THEY ARE ACTUALLY AVAILABLE TO ME FROZEN. In Burgas, a whole sack of them for about 3 Euros. They’ve carried food there for a number of months, but never the “creme de la creme” of IKEA fine cuisine. Life doesn’t get better than this.

Sigh.

It’s so bright outside now in the AM…and everyone, naturally, just wants to party!!

The strawberries are the size of light bulbs.

All the new cats are coming out of the woodwork….billions of them.

I am getting bored of this gray one plus it’s over 5 months old now…….

Also, this cat is for sale, $3 – no refunds.

Apparently Jesus is still in his cave. If I were him, I would be doing the same.

Can I say that I am not wild about it? The green is weird. Meh.

Otherwise the bike remains unchanged from previous 2 years.

…but ended up being the dumbest thing I have ever bought. It was still water in an admittedly really fancily branded, heavy, glass bottle filled with still water that tastes no differently than the water in my toilet (which is actually awesome, the water in my condo is fucking fantastic).

This is stupid and wasteful and I’m dumb….sigh.

If you buy this, you’re an idiot and someone nearby should punch you in the face.

About 6 slices of pickles are hidden in the sauce. The fish is soooo crispy and bun so sweet.

Nothing more delicious..and SUPER healthy, too. Fish is practically a vegan fitness superfood, vegan means healthy.