I added a small snake of mayonnaise for additional flavoring.

But sadly, my jacket doesn’t really match the color of the pump. I need to figure something out.

I’m off to Poroy and Alexandrovo.

…but it’s not working. Stupid computer doesn’t see it.

STUPID COMPUTER.

..plus I continue on having awful backpack drama.

Is the smaller Thule backpack actually better for shopping? My head is spinning in confusion. Perhaps the 23l only for travels and keeping her away from the nasty elements from biking and shopping (the new Thule is gorgeous). Plus she’s a bit heavier and more “stiff”…

I think the 20 is the sweet spot, more floppy, lighter…and maybe I will just buy less crap if I bring it along..

Why is life just a constant series of difficult decisions.

From Sofia, out of all places. From Ivan, out of all names. Amazing.

When it comes to squids….brine in lime juice….that’s all.

Apparently they must tenderize in lime juice 1st.

How does Ugly tap on my arm when I am sleeping at 11am I have no clue….IT’S ALWAYS FUCKIN’ EXACTLY 11.

TAP TAP…I’m hungry…I have no clue how she knows.

Peak gloriousness.

I named him LIVER because he hated the liver I bought for him.

The cats swooped in a moment later and devoured this in 2 bites. Greedy bastards.

….to the bathroom. It’s super dim and energy efficient. The 2 LADDA AA batteries within (2450s) should last 2 months or more.

Thank you for reading.

..but I’m heading home. No money for hotel or fine dining…I just spent it all…again.

White bread for dinner tonight….

Anecdotally, is there anything worse than waiting for your KFC to arrive?

Next week is literally summertime. But where to go?>>>>>>

It’s clear that vegetarians hate life and themselves BUT….here is the deal. When making actual vegetarian stuff STOP FUCKING trying to mimic meat, actually make something tasty – THIS PATTY is tasty. It doesn’t taste like near-meat, it tastes great, like a tasty veggie patty and in many cases (at least to me) it tastes better than animal meat.

I added the pancetta thinking the patties will be tasteless (like 99.999% of vegetarian food is) but they were FUCKING FANTASTIC (just barebones). You can actually make a good tasting burger with this vegetarian patty, air fried, with a tomato…and nothing else.

seriously.

I took a photo and I will buy more….(it’s from Lidl AND both patties were 2 Euros – unbeatable).

But, the weather has drastically shifted…the super hot day is actually tomorrow. 20 degrees….which only means one thing…seaside bike cruise TOMORROW.

Also, in photo, my awesome new jacket.