Coming from Poland. Should be here within a week.

Try communicating with Simba trying to buy some crunchy chicken food and a few cans of beef without gravy….and watching her deal with the credit card terminal….meow meow…

#frustration

Risotto (which is just a fancy name for 1$ rice) with chicken, Parmesan and asparagus.

It’s ok…maybe better than OK…asparagus steals the show…crunchy and asparagussy. I love coming here, everything is so nice…clean…doesn’t smell like poop….and the people working here are just fucking lovely.

I miss summer and walking over to my veggie people to pick up daily fruits and whatever fun Bulgarian “produce of the day” they have…super lucky to live here…the summer stuff is out of this world.

Summer is a few weeks away….zero winter here this year….just zero…thanx Obama.

Stayed out till 5am drinking 1 Euro beer with some Ukrainian rascals. Dang rascals, indeed.

Today I’m showcasing my new Switzerland shirt. Hopefully I’ll get some positive reinforcement and compliments from the local gipsy girls. It cost me 3 Euros, let’s hope it pays for itself before the sticker falls off.

Also, I will be starting a new hobby soon. Stay tuned.

…I pray “dear god, please send a meteor that kills all of humanity”.

But leave the cats, dogs, penguins and elephants. Those are cool.

Burgas tomorrow, fingers crossed.

Plus my free Temu order arriving – they refunded everything because it’s 48 hours late. Those chinese rascals and their fantastic business models.

I mentioned this before but the Temu app and ecosystem is simply out of this world, it’s honestly just fuckin’ space age, everything so smooth and real time and just automatic. Makes Amazon look like a Bulgarian village bodega.

…..and 17 degrees. I think I need a little time off to visit Burgas and have a nice lunch – I deserve it.

Dare I say borscht, LIVER DUMPLINGS and Glarus.

Ukrainian lard on fresh bread.

Am I crying right now?

I slept in too long and really deserve a little break. Can’t believe how busy it is…

…7AM…YES..AM…as in…it was light outside. Poor Ugly.

I’m heading out to check out the 10000s of fireworks shows that are about to litter my beach.