chewyland – Page 5 – holiday everyday

I love Mondays. Holiday time today.

I will do nothing but make some nice food and go hang out at the veggie shop.

In terms of weather – it’s apparently the COLDEST May on record…as in EVER.

But…..a lot of fun is brewing….shhhhhhh.

I made vegan pasta and watching my favorite movie of the year.

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS.

Charlie on a vintage BMW.

I am happy there is still something good in this world…this should be awesome!!!

Ohh..it’s raining again……I got a bunch of beers this afternoon and it’s time to binge.

Today.

Iglika got a new fence and it’s actually gorgeous.

The good people are laying the groundwork for automatic gates.

I won’t have to manually open the parking gate like some 16th century Chinese peasant.

Time to get up. It’s octopus and tanning day.

Aghhh. No octopus till tomorrow.

Cold again. Lazy evening.

Also….new F117 sticker on new laptop.

I found weird patties made with vegetarian garbage but they taste ok. 2$.

They don’t try to mimic meat and that’s good…super deal.

Please die.

Take musk, putin and that dumb “miss piggy” lady that does the propaganda press briefings for the White House…fucking cunt.

I suggest throwing these people into an a vat of frying oil.

Thank you for reading.

I love Mondays. It’s finally time relax and unwind.

Octopus tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO..FRESH ASHPHALT EVERYWHERE….YOU CAN EAT OFF OF IT…+ MY NEW PURPLE BRACELET ARRIVED FROM TEMU. It’s made from the finest globally sourced plastics, I heard these will be worth a fortune in just a few years.

Soooo nice.

Picnic afternoon. This is normal.

Today!!!

Coriander has arrived…

and in BIG batches…just for me….

PIZZZZZZA.

I made it extra rustic today….I doubt it can be any more rusticer.

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Cats Of Today (COT®).

May!!! A whole month dedicated to relaxing and unwinding….

Love these burgers. Perfect afternoon snack.

I make the best Ribghetti.

Thanx for the “overhang” Obama and Biden.

This is my ‘behind the scenes’…

…..watching “The Last Of Us” setup at home.

Super secret photo.

Obviously I’m a great mood. Burgas trip was fun but ride back absolutely terrorising. So much wind….it was really scary…I am serious…

Awesome duck soup….new Chinese place….a bit weird but the food was great…I will be back….I have so many stories and photos.

I’ll post more later.

I also made ribs to FUCKING CELEBRATE CANADA!!!!!!!!

Bulgaria.

Today was super shit.

I made a fake Subway ham which wasn’t all that tasty, walked around….it was so boring…..the only highlight was tanning outside of the veggie store.

I tried to make a triple cut baked potato but it tested “mealy” like an IKEA sponge.

Everyone was sleeping all day and by 5pm it became so cold that a proper fur would not look out of place.

I opened the balcony door and feels like opening a freezer full of lakefish.

CANADA ELECTIONS TOMORROW – DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE CASTING YOUR BALLOTS….THIS VOTE IS ESPECIALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT FOR THE FUTURE OF CANADA…FOR FUCK SAKES!!

Super warm but sunless.

BUT WARM!!!

I am walking ROMANTICALLY to the veggie store to get my afternoon onions and fruits. The fruits just aren’t all that happy just yet but everything else looks great. I am making a super great dinner.

Is there anything more romantic than waking up in the afternoon then walking over to your local shop to pick up veggies.

NO, there isn’t.