More photos coming…I actually have no clue what’s going on….they are grading some new areas..maybe it’s time for a cool restaurant around here.

Time for a picnic in the dunes!!! I feel soooo much fucking better with the tooth being gone…

After I left the dentist…I HAVE LITERALLY NOT FELT ONE WEIRD THING…I bought my new dentist some flowers and she was super happy…

10/10 after-experience.

0/10 the actual procedure (nothing to do with her).

Bike wash, cat food shopping then…I dunno…those are my tasks.

Goat yoghurt with bacon, leftover turkey slices, cheddar, peppercorns, tomatoes (which are SUMMERY ALMOST HERE!!!!) leftover pasta…..with one huge onion…it was perfect…they key was to have the sauce simmer…and it did………..while I drank a huge bottle of Merlot on the balcony while tanning with the cats. #YOLO

..everything is ready to roll and the weather can’t be better.

She’s clean, oil changed, I did a full computer scan of everything……she literally looks like she’s still on the showroom floor but with a bunch of stupid crap attached.

I am going to give myself one day to heal the gumhole then I’m off into the countryside for some motorbike fun in the sun.

Scooter has more than 500k on it now …and the new firmware update absolutely addresses all of my issues (I’ve been emailing Segway relentlessly about some of their super stupid UI decisions).

The whole excavation of this fucked up molar was more fucked up that I could have imagined. 5 needles, deep drilling, saw cutting, endless and relentless gouging, grinding and pulling with a force of 450 Thai elephants to get this fucking thing out. The 2 girls operating on me literally had to hold me down – I am pretty certain my whole body could have been pulled by this one fucked up molar..

Once it was out……it was bigger than my thumb. WTF, tooth?

I should have gotten this dumb thing out when I was a handsome blue eyed young little boy growing up in the communist times in Poland…..the good old days.

The moment it was out (the whole thing took about an hour, should have taken 15 minutes)…that was it…..the end….they put a little gauze inside the old gum-hole (that gauze dissolves)…I paid (80 Euros!!)…then left. Everyone was so nice, it was sickening (Turkish dental surgeon girl 1/2 my age….).

I FEEL LIKE THE KING OF THE WORLD NOW.

Or maybe I’ll just bleed out on the surgery table…

SEE YOU IN HELL

Sleeping before midnight.

Dentist anxiety.

Hopefully at 3pm tomorrow I’ll be 1 tooth lighter and drinking a guiness at Flora….

Turkish evening. You see that slice of meat, that’s turkey ham…I thought that was funny.

Dentist tomorrow…not excited.

The lady will be putting needles in my gums, or maybe straight into my brain…who the fuck knows.

I lived a good life.

One task a day keeps me sane.

A little behind the scenes here!!

And they are ALREADY starting to work on it. This is a premium place with way more amenities. I hope they will let me sneak in……OMG LOL.

My FUCKIN’ goodness of the lord…everything is so fun around here right now!!!!

I’m using hogweed as the spice. It’s amazing.

Big day tomorrow….

Romet oil change when it’s warm.

I need a proper bike trip.

2 weeks till Krakow…

…hopefully.

I need to sit down after a stressful day riding the scooter, drinking beer and eating.

…tomato test.

WISH ME LUCK.

You can still buy a massive brick of the best cheese ever..for about 1-2 Euros..WHICH DOESN’T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

..….but why? Why is everyone so crazy today?

..only 1 sauce arrived….and not to my apt…but to the courier office…. Conspiracy?

BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THE SLICES THICKER THAN MY LEG…I don’t understand this country sometimes….shouldn’t this be shaved..nice and thinly.

It was tasty though…so why am I whining?

It will be perfect for the beach, scootering, French fries and cat food.

I won’t have to spend 8 cents on plastic cutlers from the stores when I have my summer picnics. Life doesn’t get better than this.