For all of these treasonous assholes. Bulgaria is at war with russian cockroaches, how can this be allowed on BG soil?
I’m slowly getting back into my routine.
Trying to avoid all the stresses of life as much as I can.

I think it’s time to head home.
I’m tired and need some time to relax.
And maybe have a nice Bulgarian beer and octopus??

Biggest sashimi I’ve ever been near.
Ok ok….is this the best sashimi of my life. Jeeez…


Arty, are you around? Cold and rainy.

If you don’t reserve and pay pointless money for a seat….
….you always get the best seat.
Makes no sense but it’s true.
Stop the insanity, stop paying for reserved seating.
Or priority boarding, for that matter. You wait exactly the same amount as everyone else. In fact you look super dumb because instead of just hanging out at a conditioned airport you’re standing in the stupid bus or outside in front of the plane like a moron.
Additionally, since I’m right in the front, in case of pilot emergency I can leap into the cockpit and save the day by steering the bird into safety.


McDonald’s here is so weird.
All you have is a row of screens but no actual counter. Nobody anywhere.
Once you order the food comes from the actual restaurant part down below on this trolley.
Super dystopian.


On the road again…..OHHHHH ON THE ROAD AGAIN.







I found cold and super spicy chicken feet.
At one of the late Chinese joints.
This is my heaven.
I’m so tired. I need a few days off.


Mortadellium traditionalle.
Also restaurant is playing 140 bpm psy. What a world.




“When it Italy” – as the saying goes.
I drank that tetra pack 1 euro wine with one sip.
#HERO


Made it to the Colosseum, locally known as “The Oreo”.



Water fountain?


I can’t think of a greater Italian tradition than enjoying a filet-o-fish on the Spanish Stairs.
A tradition dating back almost 300 years.



Allora, pasta, Luigi.

Rome?


Today was easily in the top 5 of super wild adventure days.
OF MY LIFE…
WOW…the stuff I saw….when I say adventure..I really mean it!!!!! Holy!!!












































Relaxing day today, I deserve it.
Also switching hotels and zones. Another flight tomorrow….into the unknown.





Well, I made it. Sitting where Bourdain sat at..Tingis cafe, Tangier.
I also ate the world’s sweetest and most delicious 1euro wafer thing.
Fucking hell.
This is my heaven.
My hotel is epic.
OMG WTF!!!








As a sophisticated traveller…
…I generally like to read my morning financial times with a Tim’s shot of espresso and a properly glazed doughnut.

Double filet-of-fish. Yes, it’s on the menu and yes, it’s spectacular.
Last day here. I’m super sad. I love every single fucking thing here. This city and everyone here is just the best.
Airport now.
Super short flight into the unknown…not even kidding….COMPLETE UNKNOWN.





Is it really that hard? (This is a language school).

If you’re not here….are you really anywhere?




Everyone is doing great at home.
Aircon on now…Sunny Beach is hot and stuffy!!

I think I’m gonna die from pleasureness!!!



Last full day here. More exploring.
More travels around the corner. At this point no compelling reason to return to BG. I have an essentially a full time cat and house sitter. Things can’t be better.
Really enjoying the taco place. In fact I was 1st in line today. And soooooo cheap.
Why is Bulgaria so expensive for everything now?
Spain has far less asshole-asshole vapers. Fuck you if you vape.
I think I want a fish tattoo.














Coincidence, maybe?

Day off craziness. Even early sleep.

Every restaurant is like this.
This is Thursday…everyone is eating amazing food and drinking pints.
…ohh and also eating crazy tasty olives.

Cat Park. Yes, cat park.








