Maybe the coldest of all time…






holiday everyday
Maybe the coldest of all time…






Leftover Flora pork. Their portions are extremely generous, even regular orders are enough for 2 fun meals. Their food and service has been exceptional as of late.





….having 10000000000000x more fun than I am.



When will this madness end. Even going to the hallway feels like falling into a Manitoba lake in January, naked, while eating vanilla ice cream. This needs to stop.
I did make a nice and hot bok-choy soup…..with sweet soy. Very nice.











….today. Obviously.

Because of one illiterate clown.
Good luck, everyone.

…now movie night with Ugly as I watch her eat 72% of the WHOLE chicken.
I also need someone to come over and organize my cables..please.


Fine dining bitches.


I am begging you.
The world will celebrate…………the whole world.


OR YOU’LL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is an old saying “more beef, less grief”.






I can’t believe I just said that.
Also new poolside soon. Everything in upheaval.



EIGHTEEN.
Not super fancy but fancy enough.
Yes, I bought a massive steak….it was soooo cheap…… BBQ tomorrow.




I’m in a good mood…so why not…..nice pork LIDL sausages for everyone!!!


I made my famous honey, mustard dill dip……but with no dill.







…smokey bacon.
Now it’s time to head home for a lager and BBQ…it’s deliciously mild out today and motorcycling is a super-joy. When summer?



Ugly ate 1.5 packets and can’t move. I had to physically relocate her from the feeding area to sleeping area.



….for 5 hours..drinking beer and talking about cats.


Just cat forts and chillin’ at the coffee shop. I order a small beer and suckle on it for 2 hours like a vagrant. I like it here because it’s cozy and warm and people don’t smell like garbage.

