Free shipping rules. Why leave the bed, ever???

I got stuck 8km into a washed out muddy road. Almost dropped my bike 100 times.

THEN

I got super scared and decided to turn back.

I almost died.

One of my favorite flavors of all time….

The potato-sacks are out and things are quite lively..the weather is incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Condor bar tomorrow for the 1st time in years!!

My god it’s pretty here. Million photos coming.

I’ll be up super early before noon.

My hotel is only a few weeks old, the service and rooms impeccable as is the tripe soup. This is my heaven.

I was even provided a cat for the evening, naturally.

(hotel booking apps should have a little option asking if want a cat for the duration of your stay – I might be only a million dollar idea here).

Than this Hesburger iced coffee…Jesus fucking hell.

Are you????

VILE ORANGE PIECE OF EVIL HUMAN FLOATING OLD DIRTY ASS SHIT.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK..

I need to start my holidays.

Why has the price of my beloved Bahamas doubled?

Trip postponed one more day…..ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Trip postponed one more day. Eating cheesy chicken and watching Burt. SIGH!!

…food at home…

Plus these fucks clean up after me and call me SIR!!!

And will remain for at least the next few days.

The flavours and textures when the triple mayo seeps into the bready cake are second to none.

Then the double ham just shoots me into a culinary stratosphere while the black olives and pickles tickle the salty senses like a swan’s feather.

10/10….(pairs best with draft Pirinsko).

*I saved half of my treat from yesterday to have on the beach today….but since it’s winter….the beach is CLOSED…..so I ate it all like ice cream*

Thank you for reading this nonsense.

Also…weather is absolute shit again – windy and it will probably rain.

I might as well just buy a fucking Krazy Karpet.

Why are these people up at 10am? Doesn’t this country have any laws?!!

Where are my rights?

She only LOVES 3 things. Crunchy food, playing lasers and going insane and playing car driving video games late at night. Nothing else!

I made mushroom soup to dip my double ham sub…

But..only ate a small portion of this…sooo much food.

Awesome breakfast tomorrow.

Burgas was sooo fun.

Next weekend…wild plans.