This is normal.

The conversation turned to artificial intelligence and machine learning….and…now…it appears my date fell asleep.

Never seen this before.

I really need to learn Russian soon….the friendly amphibious attack is coming soon and I will be enslaved.

Maybe I will become a security guard or work in the potato fields.

They are sold as crab leg meat but in reality it’s just sirimi (Pollock)..in a ball then deep-fried and coated…then some cool and smart people have a job where they insert a dead crab leg end (which is actually real) to the end of it….to make it?? look??? like a piece of crab meat is inside.

This world is fucked to fuck.

I need to come visit soon and PARTY PARTY and do some Spanish shopping…….and PARTY PARTY. I really need a proper holiday!!!

I had to get some sleep. I’m not the young raver I once was.

Really into these pickled fishes for breakfast.

The fried one was super tasty but I think I like the pickled stuff morer….and especially the 20Leva portions of octopus. It’s worth it for me considering an ugly and depressed cheeseburger around here costs 15.

and yes….I was drinking beer at 4AM..

I love Mondays!!!

AND LARKIN IS LAUGHING AT HIM…CLEARLY…

I feel so Mediterranean…..and lazy.

Mobday is a day off…..tomorrow is 100% relax day.

Well, except the fact I’ll be up at 5am drinking beer and dancing and watching the sunrise.

Live Love Laugh.

It’s so fucking tasty.

MAYBE ON WEDNESDAY, WHEN IT’S COLD!!

It’s my safe place + they have a keg of beer.

It’s essentially the #1 killer.

I need to sit inside…on my pillows…ponder life.

And Max brought a treat and a treat!!!

Probably sleeping by 2…..I had to wear a “blazer”..sheesh.

Days ahead look great, perhaps it’s time for a holiday…I deserve a little time off for once.

2AM is the best time to eat one…a whole one..

I also buy my main dude a 2L when I see him…..he always cheers me.

I think he’s the happiest person in Sunny Beach!!!

One day.

But my deeply rooted Christian values said NO.

But the “fun” side of me said fuck yeah.

These guys are pure gold and all this new road shit is spectacular….they’re secretly chugging outside of their bosses view as I type this.

I didn’t take any further photos for obvious reasons.

Must be in the shade.

Ohh this scooter is a space station engineering masterpiece. It’s just crazy how crazy fancy and advanced this damn thing is.

If you’re buying a scooter….remember, 95% are absolute garbage.

Save up and buy something good. You cheap bastards.

Omg I love pickled fish….so tasty and light and fishy.

Never use salt, just goobles of lime juice.

…is fucking AMAZON-ING..

get it..that’s a pun!!

everything is cheaper…AND it comes to my door….I hope even a little bit of my money goes into Jeff’s next yacht, he deserves it!!

With chicken skewer.

Maybe I’ll grab a pizza….

Decisions Decisions.

Is melting cheese on your burger an epic challenge? Is adding a bit of flavor an epic challenge?

Guess we will never know.

The place was super cool and the staff were amazing.

Ohh but also…I asked medium rare and got medium rare. So at least that’s gooooood.

Onion rings were gorgeous and super crunchy but tasted like….just fucking nothing. WILL it kill you to add a little flavor to your otherwise perfect batter.

This is normal.