Today is the most stressful day of my life..
WOOHOO..it’s here!!!! it was on sale!! so I had to get it!
IT’S FUCKING MASSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, this is the new IKEA motto…finally some proper motivation.
It’s TACO TUESDAY!!!! FINALLY.
I’ve been waiting for months for this.
3 days.
Nice day, thank you.
These kittens defy any logic.
They are smaller than the palm of my Hand. Can’t even feel their weight. Like lifting a piece of paper.
This photo is super zoomed.
22 degrees today.
“Where is the Veal?”. Do you remember this famous marketing campaign?
I need mushrooms and potatoes…
…for my veal!!!
I am absolutely terrified with what’s going on in the US.
How is this vile criminal not in solitary?
(in case you are wondering, this is a real photo)
IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP.
It’s time for a trip to Kableshkovo to read my book and have a Turkish feast.
FUCK YA.
Working on new art…but I’m using a fork..
I need to learn to mix colors.
I bought a small jar of black today.
I’m happy these paints cost about a dollar…and they’re thick because I actually think they are the colorants.
Why are they so cheap..
The world is mad..
My salad is WAYYY better than your salad.
All construction ALL around me.
Which is fine…
What a day…super warm and sunny.
And filet-o-fish.
Life doesn’t get better than this.
Full on summer here…I can’t believe it.
Today is paying maintenance and water day – my biggest bill, by far.
Yearly condo maintenance here in about the same as one would pay monthly in the modern world. Crazy.
Did I tell you everything is getting revamped? The pool area will be completely new, new seating, brand new tiles and outdoor shower..all new.
They are currently working on the hallway (looks a little 1950s but better than nothing…majority wins and majority here are Russians from the 1800s..what can I do?). New power gate to the parking lot is already bought and getting installed within weeks (with smartphone opening/closing..yay..welcome to 2001). Fixing roof and drainage problems plus a bunch of other shit.
They whole foyer will be COMPLETELY different….it won’t look like you’re walking into a fucking prison anymore. New company and new guy seem normal and nice….so far so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We made the best salad of all time.
Spinach pasta with leftover BBQ chicken, pickles, beets, peppers, and apples…OMG…I can’t believe I actually made the flavours work so well.
Very happy today, very happy!!!
Stupid Temu rubber cord broke today.
The little LED light at the end stopped “glowing” and Temu gave me a refund (of course). I told Sto to CHEW THE CABLE…CHEW THE CABLE STO..CHEW CHEW….in anger.
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WORK WORK today…
A few tasks….the front lights are STILL only half done…I need to get my shit together.
13 degrees out now.
Epic fish at Flora today JUST EPIC!!!!
New 3rd size IKEA box, just came out.
Isn’t it gorgeous?
Thank you Temu, thank you kids.
I can’t believe the quality of everything I have bought from this AMAZING website. Long live Temu, long live child labour that is making it all possible.
Pictured below is Changying Fang, evening shift manager.
I made more new “art”.
Purity. Love. Passion.
What the actual fuck?
I JUST TURNED ON MY AIRCON…IT’S SOOOO HOT OUT.
JESUS LIZARD!!
I made my super famous “CHI-CHI”.
Chicken with Chickpeas. Added some onions and a tiny bit of malt beer and teriyaki sauce. So easy and cheap…and delicious.
OMG THIS FISH WAS SOOO FUCKING GOOD!!
Grabbed her from the new beer shop 3 minutes away….this will be my regular winter lunch.
Cat Of Today (COT®).
This is Calicofornia. New Gerber 2 cat. She was the size of a computer mouse just a few days ago.