Probably sleeping by 2…..I had to wear a “blazer”..sheesh.

Days ahead look great, perhaps it’s time for a holiday…I deserve a little time off for once.

2AM is the best time to eat one…a whole one..

I also buy my main dude a 2L when I see him…..he always cheers me.

I think he’s the happiest person in Sunny Beach!!!

One day.

But my deeply rooted Christian values said NO.

But the “fun” side of me said fuck yeah.

These guys are pure gold and all this new road shit is spectacular….they’re secretly chugging outside of their bosses view as I type this.

I didn’t take any further photos for obvious reasons.

Must be in the shade.

Ohh this scooter is a space station engineering masterpiece. It’s just crazy how crazy fancy and advanced this damn thing is.

If you’re buying a scooter….remember, 95% are absolute garbage.

Save up and buy something good. You cheap bastards.

Omg I love pickled fish….so tasty and light and fishy.

Never use salt, just goobles of lime juice.

…is fucking AMAZON-ING..

get it..that’s a pun!!

everything is cheaper…AND it comes to my door….I hope even a little bit of my money goes into Jeff’s next yacht, he deserves it!!

With chicken skewer.

Maybe I’ll grab a pizza….

Decisions Decisions.

Is melting cheese on your burger an epic challenge? Is adding a bit of flavor an epic challenge?

Guess we will never know.

The place was super cool and the staff were amazing.

Ohh but also…I asked medium rare and got medium rare. So at least that’s gooooood.

Onion rings were gorgeous and super crunchy but tasted like….just fucking nothing. WILL it kill you to add a little flavor to your otherwise perfect batter.

This is normal.

…..TURKISH TILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t wait to stand on them….for some reason.

Sofia partying made me a little tired + the almost 1000km on the bike…

But….it’s Monday holiday here!!!

And I love Mondays.

(the buttery octopus tastes like velvety vanilla cake).

…OHH..IT’S SO HOT OUT!!!

SOO MANY STORIES.

AND

PHOTOS.

I will post tomorrow!!

…topping up and fine dining.

And getting a blast of some well needed aircon.

It’s hot, only 31….not as insane as it was a few days ago.

I wonder if I can live off beef and chicken vitamins alone.

This could be revolutionary.

My Hesburger art collage could win me a golden Oscar.

Had to stop off for some “Golden Skin”.

FUCK YOU, RUSSIA!!

By the bullshit Orthodox racist and homophobic dipshits who still live in the 17 century.

Bigoted low IQ morons…time to laugh at them. Pro “family” is their motto this year. Assholes…just pure and simple, backwater simple garbage-people. FUCK YOU!!

Hilarious photos coming soon.

There is also a right wing protest thing….even worse…these people are truly evil.

Sorry for angry post. I just hate shitty people.

And they grill it for you.

Whatta country!!!!

I’m so excited.

Also DABbbling in booze again. Last day. Ever.

The heat and traffic here are insane. Certainly not going on a stroll.

If I didn’t have a bike and could swirl around traffic I think it would take about an hour/per street block to get around. WTF is happening?

Hello from Plovdiv. The oldest city in Europe.

I assume.

Thankfully the aircon at this gas station just died.

35c outside. 34.5c inside. I should get a job here.