Another green rug that matches ABSOLUTELY NOTHING…
I FUCKIN’ LOVE IT…it’s actually really soft…as soft as Ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my 2nd green rug!!
My feet will be fluffy and cozy while I wash the 400 daily fucking dishes.

Who has set up an Amiga emu and has been playing F-18?


IKEA came today including this.
The Karcher people called again from Sofia. I think they like talking to me because they put me on speaker and I always crack vacuum jokes with them. They are all so jolly all the time – vacuum sales is a happy business, for obvious reasons.
The new handheld arrives tomorrow and my extra filters (still on backorder) won’t show up till next week. AMAZING!!


My Quiche is INCREDIBLY tasty but…
..sadly it fell apart and became “rustic”, almost too rustic.


Kelly Cotswolds Photos Of The Day. Bulgaria looks the exact opposite today.






HAPPY EASTER.


Potato and carrots acquired. It’s party time.


It’s raining foxes and kangaroos out here all week.

I can safely say that …..WE’RE HERE!!!
Sweet as candy tomatoes have arrived.

I still have 70% of yesterday’s chicken left. I need to go to the carrot store now.

Easter chicken just got a 20% price increase.

New Countach spotted in Munich.
Not my photo….BUT I DID SEE MY 1ST PORSCHE SPYDER AT MCDONALDS YESTERDAY AND DIDN’T TAKE A PHOTO….BG PLATES, TOO…

The motorcycle chain brush easily doubles as a cat tail cleaner and straightener.



My little BMW bike now has just over 6000 km on it. Stupid rain next week….stupid useless rain.

Owning a crevice tool is one thing….
But actually using it is some next level shit. I didn’t want the party to stop, I have vacuumed everything today, every little corner – It was amazing.
The Karcher guys in Sofia (my new best friends) called me yesterday about a new handheld model that was just released last week and gave me a crazy deal with free shipping. Offer I simply could not refuse.
The yellow bullet is coming on Monday, be jealous.
I even ordered 2 extra filters for it as you never know what’s going to happen with supply lines during these turbulent war times.

The largest number of refugees is in Sunny Beach, Nessebar, Burgas, Kiten and Primorsko.
Great….if you need to hang out somewhere, why not on the beach?
It’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy here!!!
Also, I am still unsure property prices are going up or down, I have yet get a clear answer but Russians are selling and Ukrainians are buying…that part is a fact (even in my complex).
Romania is giving away its MIGs to Ukrainie?
Great, strange.

Day today. I’m literally dead tired. Trip to Malko Tarnovo was INCREDIBLE.
Best Bulgarian road, EVER!!!! Video coming within 48 hours.















New crevice tool. I spent extra for the name brand – Karcher. Apparently the fit and finish are second to none.






Moskva was successfully converted into a submarine. As planned according to state media.

STO?

The grips were easy-hard to install. More later.





$10 Canadian Dollars for some tomatoes.

T-shirt on bike today.
But it’s not all roses….lots of electrical work ahead. I must have watched a dozen YouTube videos.

Eating fries and watching YouTube…..what better way to spend an evening?
But I must be sharp for tomorrow, sleep soon. Lots of weird electrical work needs to be done – most I have no clue about.

I checked…
when Mladost closes, supposed to be 11. I walk, beautiful warm day….Mladost still closes at 9….I wanted to get some fruit.
..so instead I got the best chips in the world from the chicken place. Everyone wins.
*no I didn’t eat them all, leftovers for breakfast tomorrorooroorow.


Next trip planned.
Heated grips coming tomorrow + my new vacuum attachments.
Life in the fast lane!!
22 is just lovely bike weather – tomorrow is grip installation…..I am scared.

Birdeeee.

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