OMG this movie is sooo up my alley.

But watching Sandra Bullock for more than 4 minutes gives me really bad diarrhea…so no movie for me…..maybe I can watch it on my iPad on my new toilet? Hrm…

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I’m so sensible with my shopping now.

What the fuck has happened to me?

I have not been drunk one time this year.

I have not woken up with a hangover once this year.

I didn’t even buy mortadella and it was on sale.

Sigh….

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Avocado sourdough toast.

The greatest thing I’ve eaten since the 1970s, only used a lot of lime and a dash of salt.

Jesus fuck, sooooo good.

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