My Free GoPro GOOSENECK is arriving tomorrow and the washing machine should be here in about 10 minutes. Renovations are going SUPER slowly but moving forward at the very least!!!
I can’t actually make food at home.
Bought ready made pretzels that only need about 10 minutes of oven-time. Pretzle-Perfect.
I am trying to find a super firm mattress memory foam topper.
So far everything is soft. Soft=bad.
My Balakan Bro!!
Gotta have my fish and support the local fisheries and fisherpeople.
Apparently May 27th. OMG.
Summer in Burgas. I’m having a “BUCK” with soy milk and a tingle of cinnamon.
Something exciting is happening??
I live like this.
Beach day.
I am thinking now of getting a new washing machine.
While the renovations continue…..
The current one is old and loud + the spin cycle is so broken the machine pretty much ends up on the other end of the livingroom now from the vibrations like an angry crab.
Additionally, I left a coffee cup on top of a table the other day and the dryer cycle knocked it catastrophically down…the mess was about 1 square KM. I didn’t even take a photo of it…it was that bad. There was more coffee and coffee grounds on the ground…than actual visible ground.
Plus the fucking beeps all the time because the water pump is weak + it’s super old school inefficient. The new machines use a tiny bit of water and electricity.
PLUS I NEED WIFI.
Imagine me sitting at a beach bar in the height of summer with 2 beers in hand and Alexa beeps my phone “your laundry is ready, Matthew…..your laundry is ready, Matthew!!!!”. This is the future I want to live in, this is the future I deserve.
I can’t stop eating the sour cabbage pork salad from Janet.
It’s spectacular….but for some reason not as cheap as you would think. A portion costs almost 8lv…that’s more than restaurant. Still, well worth it, it’s delicious.
Cat-gangsters.
It’s just too nice out….and not having a nice Flora lunch would be borderline criminal.
Super sunny day and it’s time for a sausage walk.
I am now religiously staying within 1-2 beers a day and a few power-sausage bites. So far so good. Off to Flora I go.
BREAKING: Ukraine president says he’s been told Russia will attack Wednesday.
BUT I’M SUPPOSED TO GET MY NEW FLOORS INSTALLED THAT DAY????????????????
Monday Geek.
ROCKIEEEEE…
The new side bags are PERFECT for day trips and shopping…Way more space than I need for daytime jaunts and Janet/Lidl dinner groceries.
White Rose in New Nesebar remains closed.
Everything is SOOO dang dead.
At least I got my hairs cut – boy…do I ever feel better!!!!!
BIRDIEEEEEE…
THEY are actually working on this. CAN IT BE?
I am collecting sausages now, new hobby.
Not eating, just collecting. I will dry them till they can’t dry no more.
Took the beach scooter to Ravda. It was soo dead.
Ribyeyeyeye of the day. The meat is buttier than the actual butter. I am not lying.
I made a choochooareee for one.
This is my Friday night dinner, just toooooo fucking tired to do anything!!
The remont (that’s renos) continues.
Floors finally arrived from Germany. Germany is where all the rich people and crafty and artisan floormakers live. Hopefully this won’t chip and scratch as quickly as the old stuff from….wherever it came from…I just bought the cheapest crap last time.
It’s sooooo warm and we’re all waiting for the FLOORING-PEOPLE to arrive
When IKEA comes, the world shines!!
I got new sets of kitchen cloths!! YAY!!