chewyland – Page 124 – holiday everyday

Coooold. Thank the lord I have my new Orange jacket keeping me protected from the evils.

I walked outside…to go for a walk and to find a place to sit and read…

….but at that second Burgas bus came…guess I’m off to Burgas.

I made a 4 bean and corn soup.

Used the blender. It’s all about SUPER PULSING, I am talking 1/100th of s second to get a little more coarse.

This fucking blender could start a tsunami if I was to dip it in the Black Sea.

If you eat around my last 2 prawns and my tiny piece of BBQ chicken this soup is 100% vegetarian……soooo fucking delicious and smokey.

Bread has certainly doubled in price.

This is the shitty and cheapest stuff no human should ever eat….it used to cost 80 Stotinki…

****ohhh and this IS the super cheap store****

It’s cold again but my cool jacket is keeping me hotter than muskrat in July.

Bike needs air…I give air..that’s how it all works.

A piece of shit rapist and a conman with his garbage dumpster mail order bride.

True love 4ever.

THE DIET IS WORKING!!

I am not joking, few months ago there is NO possibility of her sleeping in that box….she couldn’t even stand in it.

I still need to order the scale.

Chinese 4 lunch??? WHY NOT?

I still had a few prawns in the freezer from my prawn-kick last summer.

This week I eat everything from freezer…I have sooo much amazing stuff.

Shop no more. Very sad…very sad!!

My ideal dog.

If I lived a normal life I would TOTALLY have a dog.

Monday big walk day plus I realized my old backpack matches my rad coat perfect.

God is great.

God is great…

Wow, this lady really let herself go. Ewww.

3 years later not one item has ever been grilled at BG GRILL.

It’s getting almost impossible to buy unscented toilet paper now…

All this stuff here makes my ass smell like a Russian middle aged woman.

Yes, spraying your body with smelly chemicals is still a thing here in 18th century Eastern Europe.

It feels like the end of May around here.

Are we on a collision course with the sun or something?

Her name is “petite baguette” because she’s tiny and looks like French bread.

She’s been around since fall and even with continuous food intake (she’s super plump and healthy) she’s not growing.

I think she’s Tiffany’s piece.

Need to sleep early today – making chili fries tomorrow and I HAVE TO FINISH MY BOOK.

Breakfast is the least important meal of your day…

…that’s why I almost never eat breakfast…..until today..and it was fucking delicious.

The stupid weather is so stupid…supposed to rain..but it’s nice and sunny…and all my plans are ruined…actually because of nice weather…..because I didn’t make fun plans..and it’s nice..but I can’t go anywhere because I cancelled my plans…which means I am sitting on the balcony and crying…in this pretty weather..that can change at any second..

Or maybe it won’t change…..grr.