I will make the world’s largest..

…caesar salad today…with zero meat. No sausages, no chicken..nothing….

it is soooo cold outside…but I guess I said that 1000x already.

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What a fun night….

I had wine for the 1st time in months…and it was DELIVERED and a double burger and pork ears and watch Star Wars till 3am….it was so funnnnn.

Unfortunately being outside, especially in the evening, is just not possible. Even the usually open places are closed, the air is like breathing small icy ball bearings. Easily the coldest it’s been around here.

I am ready for summer!!

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Finished this today, too.

This one is SUPER good….if you’re into following the transfer of money from super dumb to smart (think crypto, which is all a con, but with shitty useless products).

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I ordered stuff from Amazon.

And got the regular email from them with confirmation. The “item hidden for privacy” is toilet paper. Isn’t that funny?

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It is absolutely insanely weird just how delicious these dogs are.

Like eating warm and gooey pieces of all beef hamburger. Apparently they are 100% and they warm them here in the air fryer on the go..

The bread tastes and smells like it was baked about 3 minutes ago.

Is the Shell station the hot new dining place? Time will tell, I guess. Add a slurpee machine and a warm nacho cheese stand and I see a michelin star coming soon.

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I am thinking of…

..going to the gas station for a hot dog and a grapefruit-squeeze for lunch. I need something to cheer myself up. The Shell station is like a fun coffee shop..maybe I will bring my Thinkpad..or Macbook…of both…could you imagine??

I wish I could have a manbun…

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What if I die?

1st the knees then brain freezes then thighs then all of the blood turns to gravy.

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Today!!

More London photos coming soon. I am tidying up and relaxing and trying to get “all my cats in a row”. Sto peed on one of the rugs, we had a talk, she was embarrassed…well…at least she looked embarrassed.

It’s her tactic she uses when I leave her for a few days.

Just went on a huge walk and it’s actually spectacularly pretty outside!!!

Time for a 99 cent Astika – I deserve it.

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Why can’t every microwave be like this?

Just turn the dial……..actually…just needs one..the time…I would keep mine on high all the time anyway.

Who the fuck microwaves on LOW….CRAZIES….

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I like the fact that nobody works anymore.

2 hour line up at the Lego store in the middle of winter at 3 pm on a Monday.

No sales..or any deals..nothing new….it’s apparently like this all the time.

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I always order a dinner for 4….just in case.

I love Nando’s…another check off my list today.

It’s soooo cold, Google says -6.

Can’t take bus or underground or….even be outside for a moment..it’s all Ubers around here.

Just got a ride in the fucking brand new Hyundai electric “thing”…jesus…so wild….just like star trek….makes a Tesla look like something from the 80s.

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I love Sunday-Mondays.

Easy day today. Waiting for my next AirBnb then downtown for relaxing, museums and samosas.

I’m dipping my cinnamon bun in the chocolatey coffee….like an 1800s aristocrat.

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Bentley Benteyga outside of Primark.

How very fitting.

I bought 1$ gloves and a super sexy and high-end long sleeve super soft wool sweater for 3$. You gotta play to play!!

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Something is afoot.

I probably have 150 photos from the last few days.

I’ll post when I get home.

London is cold, super busy and wildly expensive.

And cold. I need to come here in the summer and explore more. 10 lifetimes needed.

I could eat feet and tripe all day. Super Vancouver style dim sum here.

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