Vacuuming railway tracks is easily in my top 10 dream jobs.
Is it really that har…..hrm…wait just a minute, maybe that’s how it’s spelt? Proposteriussely.
Can you die from happiness. If so this is the place.
I’m at the cat cafe that’s incidentally 2 blocks and a 1.5 minute walk from my fancy hotel.
I’ll be coming here every morning, of course.
I don’t remember being this comfortable in a hotel room….ever.
This neighborhood.
Green Jimny. Currently my favorite attainable car.
Imagine convertible with a deep red canvas top and a 6 speed.
Slovakia day 2.
Should a small bowl of Tom Yum soup cost 10 Euro?
Fancy Lexus with Saskatchewan plates.
BK Whopper with triple-pickle energy.
V12 Maybach exiting its natural habitat.
YES, THE FUCKING THING WAS BURGUNDY….AGHGHGHAHHASHDSHDHDHAHDH.
Gayyyyyy.
Drink the soup, eat the cup – brilliant.
I’m inside a cat themed candy shop that’s super nice and warm, filled with sweets and really hot girls. I hope you understand.
Old Town Hall – STARA RADNICA.
YOU REALLY want to be doing what I’m doing right now.
I’m in literal heaven.
Visiting the Johann Hummel museum in old down Bratislava. My goodness….
Not my 1st time here…and I’ll say this again, without any qualms. The pho here in Slovakia…at this mall is better than in Vietnam and easily rivals Vancouver/Victoria places.
Sorry…facts are facts.
This is how you say 3 musketeers, I’m assuming.
Mildly interesting. You can order just foamy beer and wait for it to settle. Fun & Foam.
When unrolled, my cheese is wider than a bus seat. Isn’t that wild?
Yes, I’m having daytime wine….but only because I’m on a trip. Zero booze policy at home still applies.
But also, the delicious cheese packaging color, matches the color of my bag. Life doesn’t get better than this…
My hotel and my current office.
I am not making this up, this is where I am staying all week…..this is literally my blog-update office till next weekend.
In Slovakia with Arty and Lucy….
We’re having 1/2 a duck (quack quack) and Slovakian steak tartare….and….well..beer.
I don’t need to tell you how I’m feeling right now……
Cockroaches, go back to the toilet.
Old tram to New town. That rhymes.
Snowstorm….I might not make it.
Nothing more romantic than buying fresh toiletries when arriving in a new city.
Life is a box of chocolates. In this case it’s my hotel room in Bratislava that’s…a castle.
Matthew, you wanted an adventure….you got one.
We are heading up to 40,000 feet. That’s really far up.
This is where Jesus and his friends live, so I’ve been told.
