Category: BLOGPOST

I’m celebrating my new horse leather bag with a duck lunch.

I deserve a little time to relax.

..the taxes he imposed on his own people. Hopefully, at some point, things will go back to Biden times when the economy was booming.

I have a feeling the Orange Turd will go back on everything….tell everyone he saved USA, everyone will clap and praise him…and that will be the end of it. Fingers crossed.

I will do nothing but make some nice food and go hang out at the veggie shop.

In terms of weather – it’s apparently the COLDEST May on record…as in EVER.

But…..a lot of fun is brewing….shhhhhhh.

Charlie on a vintage BMW.

I am happy there is still something good in this world…this should be awesome!!!

Ohh..it’s raining again……I got a bunch of beers this afternoon and it’s time to binge.

We all do.

Iglika got a new fence and it’s actually gorgeous.

I won’t have to manually open the parking gate like some 16th century Chinese peasant.

Aghhh. No octopus till tomorrow.

Also….new F117 sticker on new laptop.

I found weird patties made with vegetarian garbage but they taste ok. 2$.

They don’t try to mimic meat and that’s good…super deal.

Take musk, putin and that dumb “miss piggy” lady that does the propaganda press briefings for the White House…fucking cunt.

I suggest throwing these people into an a vat of frying oil.

Thank you for reading.

Octopus tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO..FRESH ASHPHALT EVERYWHERE….YOU CAN EAT OFF OF IT…+ MY NEW PURPLE BRACELET ARRIVED FROM TEMU. It’s made from the finest globally sourced plastics, I heard these will be worth a fortune in just a few years.

and in BIG batches…just for me….

I made it extra rustic today….I doubt it can be any more rusticer.

Love these burgers. Perfect afternoon snack.

I made a fake Subway ham which wasn’t all that tasty, walked around….it was so boring…..the only highlight was tanning outside of the veggie store.

I tried to make a triple cut baked potato but it tested “mealy” like an IKEA sponge.

Everyone was sleeping all day and by 5pm it became so cold that a proper fur would not look out of place.

I opened the balcony door and feels like opening a freezer full of lakefish.

CANADA ELECTIONS TOMORROW – DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE CASTING YOUR BALLOTS….THIS VOTE IS ESPECIALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT FOR THE FUTURE OF CANADA…FOR FUCK SAKES!!