Category: BLOGPOST

Hello from Plovdiv. The oldest city in Europe.

I assume.

Thankfully the aircon at this gas station just died.

35c outside. 34.5c inside. I should get a job here.

How fucking embarrassing for both of these vile criminals.

My “go to” joke when I meet some garbage Russians this summer will be “Hey, nice to meet you, how is your Korean?”.

Live Love Laugh.

I can eat 7kg and still feel great….plus sooo tasty!!!

I’m making sandwiches for massive bike trip….maybe wraps!!

I’m soooo rich I bought 2 jars of the beet and horse sauce….it’s sooo fucking spicy (no seriously, it’s crazy-ass spicy) and delicious. Also, can’t stop eating it.

Using it in lieu of mayo….I need to stop squirting mayo into my mouth “just for fun”.

Also, I feel that grocery prices have lowered significantly and seriously stabilized. I think the BG government is really cranking down..ON EVERYTHING…good…yay.

But why?

Super beach day today…

Must relax before trip tomorrow…

….but why?

Were they working this late? What happened? Why is this life so stressful.

Now I have to shower….yawn!!

…AGAIN.

McDonald’s FINALLY HAS BACON.

And it was glorious….

Also….again…….GO GRILL is open…

I’m thinking Old Nesebar today again.

Fucking fuck fuck…and they’re playing probably the best Hernan Catteneo progressive set I’VE EVER FUCKING HEARD….on full blast..

OMG OMG…I’M GONNA DIE OF JOY.

I wish it was busier so I can dance around like a fool….

Seriously. Look it up. Fascinating..

…I sleep now….EVERYONE SHOULD BE SLEEPING.

The fucking horseradish-beets that Also sells are like eating jesus….OMG…so fucking sweet/tasty/super spicy/horsey….just fuck…sooo good….this will be my new “goto” condiment this summer….

Thank you for reading.

….you could sit around, pee, play music, get drunk and even take a dump in the shrubs, if that’s your thing…

Now they’re fenced off. Thanx for nothing European Union….cunts.

What restaurant has reviews like this….on earth?

This sourdough pizza place always runs out of stuff…..but I made it. Woke up before noon today.

Party time..

Bike trip tomorrow….lounging time over.

Bulgarians make the best pizza in the world….this isn’t just an opinion….just the way it is….it’s factual..

…at McDicks. I have their app (of course) I love McDonald’s and one of their deals today was something called a “Delight Burger”. I swiftly jumped on my bike and visited my favorite location just outside of Sunny (at the Shell station) and OMG was this burger ever fucking tasty….thick and beefy and sooo flavorful, not too saucey, just enough pickles….just as good as you can make it at home. 10/10.

Funny enough 2 more anecdotes.

You are unable to use coupons/app at the actual resort McDonald’s where prices are also (at least) 30% more and…this thing was 2 Euros….really, a solid fucking deal.

AAAND..since I am only eating healthy now, I only got one!!!

…..but also…they didn’t have bacon today, so I was unable to get the “baconed” version. I will be back next week, or tomorrow…

…are you?

If I didn’t have an air fryer I would have died from malnutrition by now.

Got takeout again. It’s so cheap and so tasty….honestly 1/10 cost of what it would be to make this at home.

No dishes. Delicious.