Nothing has changed…..he really should have a Netflix special.

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Nothing has changed…..he really should have a Netflix special.

On-board is a completely useless and ugly human-kid who shits his pants, is dumber than a dying pigeon and yells and cries for no reason at all.
Prove me wrong.

This is my breakfast….today is a beach day….hot but breezy.









It’s all just so fucking insane….and just so fun….everyone is sooooo nice…..people are taking selfies with me and buying me booze and dinners.



I’ve used the air fryer everyday…literally every day….













I’m adding cilantro to EVERYTHING, even my eggs and sandwiches…..even the fucking stems.


Took his turtle-ass over to a special turtle-forest. So yes, there is a place here with turtles.








….AND IT’S SOOO TASTY.



Should arrive at the end of this week.



