chewyland – chewyland

Woke up to cat yelling for food then had to shower and put on clothes then pick up my Temu order. The moment the package was in my hand I got hungry, had a hot dog based soup at the buffet then got an overwhelming thirst for a cold Cuba Libre. Once I started sipping, the courier came with my Amazon package to my apartment….but of course I wasn’t home so had to meet him next to the resort where I’m drinking…but he was 20 minutes late during which time the ice in my Cuba Libre completely melted.

Had to get another one made….thankfully I get unlimited food and booze.

Only stress today.

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Kableshkovo trip on the way back from Burgas….

Turkish restaurant is awesome.

I actually found the Andy Grove book here in BG.

I can’t believe I’ve never read this before.

Wild wild wild day on the stock market.

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Is it really that hard?

Bluefish for lunch today with olives and sweet pickles.

I also bought some PICKLE KETCHUP.

Life doesn’t get better than this!!!

I wish I could do this.

OMG BUFFET WAS extra awesome today.

Squid and carrot balls, chicken breast in celery purée, sweet Chinese vegetables.

I also more than likely had too many gin pineapples. Weekend here, I’m relaxed and unwound.

Sky tears.

I live like this.

I’m also eating a pot of potatoes. I’ve been waiting for a pot of potatoes for weeks…..I’m so happy.

Buffet was fun yesterday, I had a ‘sunrise.

The crowds at the resort are thinning.

But it’s still hot as fuck around here.

Amazon coming today, loads of awesome useless crap.

I will read on balcon today. Burgas tomorrow.

Lunch at my fave coffieteria.

I love Mondays?

Between cleaning today and all the carpet work…what a crazy day.

I need my stress dissipating lunch!!!!!!!

Taking a break from the glorious buffet…the salt has really made me feel….salty?

Fridge and fridge magnet cleaning day. Tasks Tasks Tasks.

It’s soooo hot out.

I am cleaning my rugs GIPSY-STYLE.

However, there is something incredibly and oddly satisfying about my yearly rug clean at the local car wash. Watching the foam and cat-goo get swept away by the high pressure soap…..then walking on the carpet barefoot in the foamy mess is incredibly gratifying.

THEN!!

Drying them romantically in the sun adds to the fun.

#BUFFETLIFE

Live

Love

Laugh

Ohh Tiffany….

Her 2 new pieces are thriving.

Tiny Burgas trip.

In my opinion, everyone should have access to a buffet at all times.

This is civilized living.

Mexican ragu and beef goulash for lunch today.

After a very long sleep, it’s finally time to relax and unwind.

Also having a FUCKING COCA COLA. It’s soooo tasty and cold…….if I didn’t have to motorbike later I would fill it up with an additional 10 OZ of cheap whiskey.

next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t remember having whiskey in years…maybe I need a new addiction…