Author: chewyland

…once a month. The deluxe filet-o-fish is best thing under the moon….it’s so fucking expensive…

But I can’t stop…I love coming here, I love McDonald’s.

And the girl always gives me extra pickles…..

USA USA USA!!!

My computer from 2 years ago is old and outdated. But….the crazy computer company said I can send it back (they gave me a free shipping label) and pay a small upgrade price and get the latest AMD monster. Brand new, 3 year warranty. What a crazy world!!!

Also got a haircut.

Computer sent back to West Germany!!

But it’s actually nice to see some water finally. So I’m not angry….for once.

This pork and black Chinese mushrooms is A KILLER DISH.

Restaurant is playing Amy Grant.

Ugly has been in a great mood lately, probably because of the super fancy turkey food.

ALSO…I CAN’T STRESS THIS ENOUGH – THE SCRUB DADDY HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED MY LIFE. CLEANING THE TUB, THE TILES AND EVEN DISHES…IS ACTUALLY FUN…and this fucking thing scrubs everything in one go and lasts forever..no wonder it remains Shark Tank’s BY FAR number one money making deal…ever.

Life doesn’t get better than this.

Starting the crazy weird GameStop investment book.

Also…tomorrow is Monday holiday!!! BOAT TRIP!!

Full of financial information, technical with some really interesting behind the scenes shenanigans that come with running massive companies.

Bribes, government corruption, lies and billion dollar handshake deals over whiskeys and whores.

Delicious stuff.

Get it?????

Slow day today and I really must showcase my new pink socks to the local community.

I also dropped off my little PC to get a complete service including fresh thermal paste and dusting. I’m so fucking lazy. I used to actually enjoy replacing the fan and cleaning the insides…..now….what happened to me??

I really need a proper holiday.

Fun trip coming up in just a few days. Super fun!!!!

Kristian’s Jordan River KAT!!

I’ll boil potatoes in it…it will be epic….

I got drunk last night with Vlady and it was the best time ever. If we recorded our banter we could make a million dollars.

Breakfast is all about spicy mussels.

I am finally enjoying a slower pace of life. Generally, relaxing and unwinding.

Datelina’s finally has shell-less pistachios. I don’t have to wrestle with the shells like a rabid monkey.

Everyone is going to the vet soon for a tuneup!!

But maybe visit LIDL. Need veggies and they have the best!!

Also…might make chicken soup…I’ve gone crazy.

I was hoping for a grand piano to fall from the sky.

Same recipe as most Chinese restaurants in Canada but they forget the green onions. So I brought some. This soup is 10/10.

The chapter on the development of the A380 is just stellar. I’m reading this book (still) so slowly…trying to absorb it all.

Might pull out the BBQ for this evening’s dinner.

For a massive array of reasons I’m essentially having the best and most fun of my life…ever. Unexpected.