Day: June 3, 2025

I’m tired and need some time to relax.

And maybe have a nice Bulgarian beer and octopus??

Ok ok….is this the best sashimi of my life. Jeeez…

….you always get the best seat.

Makes no sense but it’s true.

Stop the insanity, stop paying for reserved seating.

Or priority boarding, for that matter. You wait exactly the same amount as everyone else. In fact you look super dumb because instead of just hanging out at a conditioned airport you’re standing in the stupid bus or outside in front of the plane like a moron.

Additionally, since I’m right in the front, in case of pilot emergency I can leap into the cockpit and save the day by steering the bird into safety.

All you have is a row of screens but no actual counter. Nobody anywhere.

Once you order the food comes from the actual restaurant part down below on this trolley.

Super dystopian.