

holiday everyday


….having 10000000000000x more fun than I am.



When will this madness end. Even going to the hallway feels like falling into a Manitoba lake in January, naked, while eating vanilla ice cream. This needs to stop.
I did make a nice and hot bok-choy soup…..with sweet soy. Very nice.











….today. Obviously.

Because of one illiterate clown.
Good luck, everyone.

…now movie night with Ugly as I watch her eat 72% of the WHOLE chicken.
I also need someone to come over and organize my cables..please.


Fine dining bitches.


I am begging you.
The world will celebrate…………the whole world.

