Cat Of Today (COT®).

And having a super cheery cider today – on a big dumpster walk, having a few drinks and REALLY LOVING the new nVidia audiobook….it’s soooo awesome.

Imagine listening to the history of video cards (we’re talking 70s, 80s, 90s, while walking around with a bottle of booze in hand)……absolute fucking bliss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In the next Assassin’s Creed game..

You can properly pet cats. I like that.

The whole game is set in Japan.

I like these games, the Odyssey one sure was great….highly recommend it.

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I will make the world’s largest..

…caesar salad today…with zero meat. No sausages, no chicken..nothing….

it is soooo cold outside…but I guess I said that 1000x already.

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What a fun night….

I had wine for the 1st time in months…and it was DELIVERED and a double burger and pork ears and watch Star Wars till 3am….it was so funnnnn.

Unfortunately being outside, especially in the evening, is just not possible. Even the usually open places are closed, the air is like breathing small icy ball bearings. Easily the coldest it’s been around here.

I am ready for summer!!

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Finished this today, too.

This one is SUPER good….if you’re into following the transfer of money from super dumb to smart (think crypto, which is all a con, but with shitty useless products).

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I ordered stuff from Amazon.

And got the regular email from them with confirmation. The “item hidden for privacy” is toilet paper. Isn’t that funny?

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It is absolutely insanely weird just how delicious these dogs are.

Like eating warm and gooey pieces of all beef hamburger. Apparently they are 100% and they warm them here in the air fryer on the go..

The bread tastes and smells like it was baked about 3 minutes ago.

Is the Shell station the hot new dining place? Time will tell, I guess. Add a slurpee machine and a warm nacho cheese stand and I see a michelin star coming soon.

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I am thinking of…

..going to the gas station for a hot dog and a grapefruit-squeeze for lunch. I need something to cheer myself up. The Shell station is like a fun coffee shop..maybe I will bring my Thinkpad..or Macbook…of both…could you imagine??

I wish I could have a manbun…

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What if I die?

1st the knees then brain freezes then thighs then all of the blood turns to gravy.

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Today!!

More London photos coming soon. I am tidying up and relaxing and trying to get “all my cats in a row”. Sto peed on one of the rugs, we had a talk, she was embarrassed…well…at least she looked embarrassed.

It’s her tactic she uses when I leave her for a few days.

Just went on a huge walk and it’s actually spectacularly pretty outside!!!

Time for a 99 cent Astika – I deserve it.

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Why can’t every microwave be like this?

Just turn the dial……..actually…just needs one..the time…I would keep mine on high all the time anyway.

Who the fuck microwaves on LOW….CRAZIES….

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I like the fact that nobody works anymore.

2 hour line up at the Lego store in the middle of winter at 3 pm on a Monday.

No sales..or any deals..nothing new….it’s apparently like this all the time.

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