Drizzle my nizzle.

Storm of the century last night. I’m sure at least a million people died.

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Cat Of Today (COT®).

Neighborhood thug.

Only looks like one. He’s trying to portray an image.

Soft and friendly like 100 IKEA pillows.

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Perfect bike weather. Another trip is in order.

Monday weekend tomorrow.

I should charge my phone.

Sierra book is a great, easy, interesting read. Computer history is great, especially when they’re discussing old game companies. These guys in the 1980s, just epic pioneers in every sense of the word.

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Pre war pricing.

I got a couple.

Really trying not to drink.

Trying to keep my shit together…..1-2 beers max.

I’m fat again, like a bacon lovin’ alligator.

Being fat is gay, which is bad..very bad.

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Burgas jaunt for something I’ve been dreaming about since..

….I was a small, chubby, boy growing up in Poland.

My very own camping ottoman.

I love buying furniture and CHECK THIS OUT…….SO FUCKING FUNNY.

Not only this fancy piece of relax-furniture was on sale, it was actually the 1st thing you see at the store…..AND THEY ONLY HAD ONE LEFT.

7 Euros…..wild!!

Less than half price..

Cannot get more lucky than this.

*I will start testing this evening.

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Kableshkovo Turkish lunch.

Once in a while you run across just fantastic food full of flavours and fun…and a sweet lady who serves it to you.

Can’t wait to go back….what a treat this was….just 10000 tastes..

Ohh yeah..but I also LOVE TURKISH food…probably my fave (after fancy Japanese food).

Fuck..I just like everything…

Except watermelon….fuck you, watermelon…

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Whoaaa, that green, what a monster machine.

Lamborghini needs to bring back normally aspirated manual V12 cars without the dumb electric crap.

I have nothing against electric. EV stuff is great for Costco and liquor store trips. dropping off your ugly fat kids at the “kid center”…. but if you actually want to drive a car……you need a proper car.

If I had friends and places to go, I would buy a Miata.

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Bike cleaning day.

I got a little soft brush to clean between the fairings. I see cat hair.

Also the kids from Temu sent me a new set of stickies I put on the tank to prevent the tank bag from chafing.

This is about how exciting my life is right now.

(I am ordering another set of fog lights next week, amber, not legal for street use, I will use them on the street this fall…I need to do a huge trip south across the Greek border…road-lore has it that it’s foggy down there……).

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YAY…let’s get a job..

…at a crazy stressful and busy as supermarket that pays you a weekly wage….EVERY MONTH….cleaning, people yelling, spilled milk….crying kids.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! #handhearts

Whoa, but wait, you get a one time bonus you can spend at your local Subway.

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Kelly is landing..

…in Victoria harbour in a few moments in the aqua-plane.

Did you know I used to live 3.5 minute walk from the seaplane harbor port.

My clients…way back in the day when I was a worker would give me cheap vouchers or free flights back in my “cool days” and I got to fly around here literally dozens of times.

I used to even to the IT stuff for the harbour plane restaurant…..it was so fucking fancy….you would fly in…..get out of the Beaver then right inside and order a pint and a burger for lunch.

Stuff used to be soooo fun.

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I still have no idea..

…what to do when nobody wants to get their day started before noon. It’s a travesty of laziness.

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I just ate THE VERY BEST POTATOES OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Butter boiled then slightly broiled from Jane’s in Nesebar.

White rose lineup again at 3pm.

…so I’m having a picnic.

Thank you for reading.

(I’m making my famous BBQ ribs with chicken wings later).

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I made a steak.

Well, the cow did….but my sauce with asparagus, peppercorns, lime and tomatoes…is FUCKING INSANE.

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Did you know..

…that in Canada people take float planes and helicopters between towns. Kelly is flying to one of the islands to see Arek right now.

Photos soon.

I am living vicariously though them right now……drowning myself in cheap beer and sad tears.

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The only way..

…I can actually fine dine here now and then is if I have coupons. The McDonald’s app is on my phone now and provides me discounts while I provide Ronald with my personal information, geolocation and possibly all of my passwords….and photos..etc.

Small price to pay for $4 “2 for 1” fries.

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