July 2023 – Page 5

Hiking across the Danube towards the fortress.

Off we go….The Prodigy is on at midnight.

Serbian KFC gets 10 beaks out of 10, delicious. Their landscaping, impeccable.

Bus – Sofia to Nis. Another dehumanizing border crossing.

We sure are having fun…holy fuck.

Bulgaria Air?….more like poop-air.

Flight is now delayed 5 hours.

My 5 euro granola bar is a culinary marvel. Just so fucking tasty.

Flight is 3.5 fucking hours late.

No sleep again, I’ll have to deal with taxi, everything ass backwards again.

The Polish girls here have been waiting for 11 hours for their flight to Katowice….no sleep…

Preflight chicken, as per Polish tradition.

I’m off to meet up with Mr.Eric Prydz…..may god have mercy on my soul…

Next time I’ll ask for no bag….just place the mashed potatoes in my hand.

7pm, I think it’s almost bedtime.

Lumberjack’s Breakfast.

Did you know that homemade Bulgarian sausages are full of meat?

Today is my super relax day…..as gramma used to say “YOU NEED TO REST BEFORE THE FEST”.

Indiana Jones in Burgas today. Ohh the fun I have…..I love Mondays.

Redeemed…plus 1st beer in as long as I can remember.

What a bittersweet visit. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK??

Chicken paprikash was bland with FUCKING 1 LEVA NOODLES FROM MLADOST..FUCK YOU…at least lady gave me some spicy sauce when I started shaking my head….langos with garlic WAS A BALL OF COLD GOOEY DOUGH….SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU…..YES…THE OUTSIDE WAS CRISPY…inside was just COLD GOO-DOUGH…..HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP A LANGOS? FUCK..

I handed everything back to them and politely left…officially the worst food experience in Sunny Beach…ever!!!

They are getting a proper review from my angry face in 2 minutes.