Month: May 2023

Fucking pigs. I won’t get into any details of this photo because it will make you want to put your head deep, deep, into your toilet and puke your guts out.

Concert, shopping, restaurants and the epic Shipka pass….ALL HOPES DASHED. Hours or packing, got everything setup but sadly made it only about 30k West of Burgas, the storm and rain was just too much and the biking part of the trip should generally be at least 1/2 the fun but everyone was going 40K, I was scared and tearyeyed.

Turned back to Burgas to cheer myself with some KFC only to return back to Sunny Beach and 26 degree weather AND SUMMER HEAT.

Fucking shit.

I had an awesome video planned……nothing…I got nothing but sad memories.

The moment I stop crying, I will start planning again…

NOPE!

This is awesome!!

I am pretty sure I got sunstroke, might actually die.

Also check out the security guard office and command center. Being a security job in Bulgaria is #1 job, you get 2 ashtrays and a dirty pillow FOR FREE.

I got just the Whopper with extra pickles (11$ CAD)…and it was the most fucking delicious thing on earth. Jesus.

I usually have only one per season…..but why not one per day?

So much to think about…

This is not a joke. Officially 1/3rd of her ickiness has simply evaporated with some better food, CRAZY-ASS portion control and a few tears and growls. She runs up and down the stairs now like Nadia Comăneci. I am sure this extends her life by at least 5 or more years!!!

Everything about her looks absolutely brand new, she looks like the way she looked as a kitten…just grown up.

Good stuff!!!!

BOOM!!!

I am thinking of walking to Iglika for my 1st beer in a week…IN THE POURING WINTER RAIN!!

…is Birdie’s laser party (and, at times, even the others join in – super weird). 11:10PM EVERY NIGHT…or there is hell to pay. She loves it….she just flies around the hallway yelling and chirping….like a……well, bird.

..of my cool new road at least once a day.

BUT WHY?

Only criminals add mint to their dishes.

I spent most of my afternoon at home…where is summer?

That bread was warm when I got it….sooo tasty.

Plus zero mayo as I’m currently fasting.

I added some buttery mushrooms to make it more vegetarian.

I made onion omelette with some beans to keep my hands warm.

Did you know I spent my youth living 2 minutes away from the Baltic sea, living essentially in a small seaside resort.

The back of my school essentially backed onto the beach….no lie.

Funny thing I have a brand new toilet with ALL NEW plumbing…ohh well…7 Euro fix.

Escaping the toilet and the draft.

Turkey was weird 2 weeks ago…it was all ugly russians in funny clothing from 17th century (and plenty of pajama pants). Zero culture and just fucking weird.

This starter pack also needs – new hair and nail salons, taxi drivers in sweatpants, influx of hookers and massage places. Yeah, that about covers 99% of russians.

ALSO..THEY NEVER SMILE, EVER…..NOT ONCE, NOT ONE.

He’s so much more attractive than his “chunky” owner.

Add time and energy costs and cleaning and all the stupid shit…this is all so delicious

Put almost 500k on the bike over the last 2 days…..I am sooooo tired.

I am not quite there yet, I think it needs to marinate at least one more day.

My 3x boiled then cooled potato wedges are just insane.

Stotinka got one steak-bite, she’s no longer on a diet but she’s under “control”. She’s doing amazingly well……