March 31, 2023 – chewyland

I actually wonder if his $300 mail order dumpster bride even gives a shit?

doubt it.

Arty took me to this wild “green roof”yesterday.

…above the crazy fancy mall. Views 4 u.

The weather went from DEATH HAIL AND STORM (I mean it), to mild drizzle rain, to hot warm summer t-shirt clear skies and sweat….all in 4 days.

I took this tram across town sightseeing.

Then took same line back to exact same spot. Less than $2 euros. TOP fun ever!!!!!!

My new (and obligatory) 3 Euro H+M t-shirt doesn’t quite match the new bag.

Now I’m depressed.

I love bags, but I especially love buying bags.

This is some stupid ass paper “eco bag”. Apparently washable and waterproof. It was originally 50 Euros?? Hippies who fall for this eco shit are morons…anyways…BAG IS AWESOME!!!

On sale for 5 Euro. Fun.

A bag with a magnetic roll top is a game changer. You can effectively double its capacity.

Did I tell you I found a super fancy umbrella right in the middle of the sidewalk. What kind of a dumb person would just leave it there. Rich country, rich country, I guess.

My LANGOS is bigger than a Skoda.

I am doing thousands of Fitbit steps like a senior….so I can work off the 1800 calories this langos will provide.

Last day here and I SUPER sad to leave.

But with Arty and the crew being here and having this hotel hookup outside of airbnb (I get an awesome deal from the family who owns the dang fancy place I am staying at) I will be visiting VERY regularly.

I truly love it here and it’s so close and really feels like a fun romantic and historic….and quite fun and modern holiday. LOVE LOVE Bratislava and I adore my friends here. Why is everyone so fucking nice to me…gaghhghhaaaghhhh.