January 13, 2023 – chewyland

I wish this smelly fucking bus would just crash into a metal spike factory.

Today I’ve been using my “I’m going to the Sunny Beach Aquapark” joke with very little success.

I’ll continue on using it as it’s really all I have.

Crisis completely averted. I was able to wiggle through the gate fee-free.

There is enough space under the front seat to squeeze a chubby toddler. Burgas, I come to you.

My nemesis. May God have mercy on my soul.

I found a physical copy…. I’m soooo happy…

I am cruising now on the brand new Elizabeth line.

Named after Elizabeth Warren, the quirky US senator.

Almost in London. So fucking cool here.

One of my new Amazon purchases.

I’m completely packed full of stuff. Backpack heaping plus I have to carry some extra stuff that I have to hide from WIZZ including a massive DOS reference book.

In case you’re wondering, I’m wearing 2 jackets, 2 pairs of pants filled with Amazon stuff I bought over the last 10 days plus I’ll probably have to hide a few pairs of socks and USB cables under my toque.

I’ll have a conehead.

God help my soul.