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But seriously…..it was very shaky for a bit.

They’re no longer fuckin’ around with the Russian and Chinese junk that get clackety and rusty after 6 months.

The leader of the world’s largest criminal organization is dead….and on Easter Monday…

LOL…

I celebrate.

(I wonder why the beach photos are so dark. I also wonder why the iPhone camera is so fucking shit compared to my 5 year old Pixel?). Makes no sense.

And cold beers.

Who am I to argue….

.. and it was so fucking tasty – I feel as if I was with jesus today.

May god have mercy on our souls.

BUT TOMORROW…SOMETHING IS ABUZZ!!!

I have loads food at home and a cheeky light Bulgarian lager I’m about to chug in the shower.

When you only have limes, you make limeonade.

But ya…..soooo lazy….

I’ll pack gently.

People on the other side were going nuts till 4am…GOOD FOR THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spicy tomato cheddar soup with corn, a traditional polish pickle and bbq chicken wings.

The Mexican hot sauces I ordered are expensive but you only need a drop per dish. These 3 bottles should last for a year or more.

Thank you for reading.

Today is “believe in an imaginary monster in the sky day”.

Nessebar is so abuzz and so fun. I was just offered a free bible. I was surprisingly polite and docile.

I love love White Rose.

It only takes about 3-4 tries…..then…”I GUESS THE SKY IS, INDEED, GREEN”. Stupid+propaganda=funny.

Don’t get me started on religion…

CAME OUT this afternoon…so all that grumpiness faded away rapidly.

I got some afternoon wine for some reason and a super weird beer + Nesebar was super great…

Also went on a huge bike ride then it became cold again.

Steak

Asparagus

My famous Gorgonzola and butter sauce

Loads of butter

More butter

Jar of cracked pepper

As of recent times, the food quality and tastyness went sooooo downhill, it’s shocking.

It’s barely fucking school cafeteria food for 25 leva a plate. Fuck them. The “crispy” fish I ordered today with peas+alfredo sauce (WTF) was 8 pieces of paper thin and tasted like road. Yes, road.

4 leva for a tiny 50 cent soda. Unfair. Sorry.

I am happy my Temu cat stickers arrived, I applied a few on the top and bottom of my new M4 AIR. This is normal.

These styling cues are 15 years old now. Yikes.

This is their house and dawwwwwg……they already booked their tickets to Bar Che in Sunny Beach. Beach gin be floeth like the river nile.

Also, do I smell Thailand in the distance??? Island hopping?? maybe…?

At 2pm. I am so happy right now.

Still can’t be outside. Fucking freezing. Some weather hope coming in about a week.