chewyland

I used one of the world famous veggie patties and added eggs and tomatoes and some butter…..INTO THE AIR FRYER…sooo tasty with a little paprika.

Tasty but it’s hard to keep the rice together so they always just fall apart. Ohhhh well.

BMW dealer has a chemical station..where you press a button and it sprays different shit onto you…you choose the shit as the smell inside your car. Fucking gross.

I actually think the sight and smell of people vaping those plastic penises officially disgusts me more than cigarettes. Certainly the smell gives me a bigger headache.

People here are fucking MORONS.

PS. Kids are vaping at the mall, MOST OF THEM, INSIDE…..next generation of dumb little turds.

Egg wong-dong. I love making food like this, it takes seconds…..but I’m thinking…it can really JUST be veggies and maybe a tiny piece of pork or chicken (literally size of thumb) and NO RICE….

Rice was leftover from yesterday….don’t need it.

But completely empty.

It’s still far too cold to be riding around the villages or farm roads or the nearby muddy hills…..very sad.

Hopefully in the coming weeks the nice weather will return.

She’s been around for years and years and coincidentally the only cat EVER that despises being touched/petted. THE ONLY ONE!

The rice has mushrooms, Sofia cilantro, prawns and a little fish sauce and butter. AGHH!!!! SOOO GOOD.

…zucchini and potatoes breakfast. Perfect for the hot ketchup that’s been in my fridge since 1981.

…or they’re just doing it to be nice.

Fucking eh, dawg!!!

OHHHHH I also smuggled 3 packs of cilantro from my “hookup” in Sofia.

She looks like a dead pigeon.

I should have only consumed 1/2 and had a nice lunch for tomorrow.

Live and learn is something I will say to myself forever.

Also, my free IKEA came today. I will replace some of the run-down cardboard boxes with new ones.

It still takes me about 45 minutes to assemble one. SIGH.

Missing another fun summery Sofia afternoon.

I walked from sleeping train right onto the waiting bus which left 30 seconds later and dropped me off 30 seconds from home. Just so lucky with all this shit.

The woman on the left doesn’t really seem into it.

Thankfully prescription is the same (not sure why) and brain remains potatoey.

New glasses coming next week.

I just had to do a Vlad Sofia.

Even 1st at passport control. 1st time.