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I have a new set of Brembo pads coming even though (I REALLY ride my bike like a chubby little bitch-girl) after a few years, my current BMW (originals that came with the bike) pads are still at 60% good.

So are my tires, they look new…

Nothing makes sense….the whole bike still looks showroom condition. I am actually rather proud of that…

Not bad for literally the cheapest and (apparently) least quality bike BMW sells.

Ohh, as you know, BMW is almost always at the VERY VERY bottom of reliablity scales. They are the Tesla and Jeep of bikes.

It’s wild to see 10,000 MILE intervals on some Japanese bikes – the engine clearances are that good and (more importantly) modern synthetic oils are engeneering marvels.

Thank you for reading this.

For only 2 Euros (for both), crazy deal. They shrank a bit and tasted SUPER BEEFY (Canada/US style) but after living here for so many years really nothing beats your own home made mixture of pork and beef burger that’s half filled with raw and fried onions, chillies, 15000 spices and a raw egg. BUT BUT….this was really tasty, just pure, nice beefy taste…..I ate one patty with one side of the bread that I extra crisped in the airfryer (that I use everyday).

I added a dash of truffle mayo to the salad…everything was just nice!!

Hard shell crispy on the outside, absolute succulence on the inside. I bought one…can’t wait to “burger it”.

Birdie absolutely hates monsters of any type.

New brand of feta peppers…and they are fucking fantastic.

Ohh..and all the veggies stores are still open….I guess it’s because it’s the middle of summer still…for some reason….yay!!!

The tomatoes might as well be from May…sweet and warm and juicy and tomatoeyyyyyy.

Who doesn’t love a “smiling egg”??

It remains “middle of summer” hot AF!!!

IKEA came today with my new dishcloths and computer table and I was able to assemble it without looking at the instructions!!!! It’s those little challeneges that make life worth living.

Look at the note my security dude left for me at the door. Stupid IKEA courier delivers before noon…WHEN EVERYONE IS STILL SLEEPING.

Seriously fucking delicious and super cheap and the two 140 year old ladies who are running this absolutely spotless place are amazing. 10/10.

But how?

….and the stew (1st time eating this) was HANDS DOWN top five…maybe top 3 meals of 2023 thus far.

I got this carrot free of charge. I am making my super famous butter-carrot star anis* rice this evening.

*I have not been able to find star anis anywhere today so…blahhh.

I can’t let it go to waste during these eco-friendly times.

Look at the smiles on everyone, especially Larkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would get a 50 piece Texas family bucket with 50 portions of gravy. One for each piece.

I really think I have some type of a retardation, most people would have read this in a few days, week at most….

Buying some BG white bread from a small village shop.

I may continue my bread in bed series this evening. I want it to become a global phenomenon.

Did you know you could buy a loaf of this awful bread for 1lv not too long ago…now you only get 1/2 a loaf.

..and scallions, whatever the fuck that is?

That is all I will say about that!!

…It will be called “bread in bed” where a few times a month I try to make a super easy bread based “dinner” that will require very little effort….but it will also have a bit of a theme. Today is Turkey-theme…or somethin’ like that.

Don’t ask me how I was able to link the 2 simits together like a chain…I am taking this secret to the grave.

I can’t believe how hot it is today. Feels almost like the hottest day of 2023…I know this may not make any sense…but it does…..it’s just STIFLING HOT…for no reason at all.

Being educated isn’t a strong point for the average Bulgarian (or Russian, for that matter).

Hopefully no clouds tomorrow….I have holidays to tend to.

The funny thing is that clock is about 2-3 minutes late…it’s actually exactly 5PM and the food yelling starts. How do they know?

Did you know I ordered a new REALLY FANCY PC? It’s coming in about 2 weeks, they are still making it.

Also, IKEA JUST released this little tiny-ass table that will be perfect for keeping my new computer and networking equipment nicely organized. GOD IS GREAT.