chewyland

Then he would die..and the whole world would celebrate with massive all night parties, drugs, chicks and awesome Trance music..

and sparklers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

….and I am officially starting to find it very hard to justify the expense…..even in a funny way, things are getting way too steep and I believe…unfairly so.

32 Leva for this and ZERO booze. Add a beer and a small tip and you’re at over 40. This is inequitable…..in my opinion, of course.

Also, the FUCKING VAPING…..so hard to enjoy a tasty meal when the smell in the air is a mixture of chemical-fake-peach and plastiky dog shit diarrhea mix. Cigarette smoking (equally vile) is, at the very least, forbidden…..so the dumb assholes need to go outside……

If you vape, consider a quick cyanide pill…..it’s painless……just please…..thank you….GOD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over the last…well 1.5+ years……I have no clue why….they are also running around everywhere like teenagers…..no clue why…they are old..older than me.

Not even to take out the garbage. It’s sooooo cold and just so boring outside……

Everything goes completely haywire + all the wasted time changing all the clocks in the house…………….this is why for the 1st time in a while I had a beer for breakfast. Just to calm my nerves.

Here is a business idea that can easily pay off. A mobile clock “adjuster” where, for a fee, you visit people’s homes and change all of their clocks.

I would pay 60 Euros for that service, easy. I’ve got 6 clocks…10 each….fair.

……IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than just “standard” chicken you find at the store.

This was soooooo shockingly tasty…just melts in your mouth. I added a little bean sauce….OMG!!

I have 2 more pieces for tomorrow…..well 3…but Ugly will eat one, obviously. Fucking cat climbing my back trying to steal…..she’s still acting and looks like she’s a year old…makes no sense.

Looks like Sunny Beach will be back in action after years of emptiness when it comes to some serious beach raves. Great news for everyone.

Even 4 day festivals…literally 15 minute walk from my place.

fuck yeah, bitches!!

Not much else going on.

And it’s super windy…

Sooo close to summering….just so close.

Puma is enjoying his patio life, his fur is like a proper 1960s Shuba.

I am extremely happy with my tiny rice cooker. It actually works and the rice is not mushy. It’s cooked and seperatey….the way rice should be. Very impressed with my new 20 Euro gadget.

My tiny bits of yearly condo maintenance fees are finally getting put to some good use. Good stuff!!!

Complete repaint soon and automatic WiFi/phone app parking lot gate coming shortly, how awesome is that?

It’s crazy cheap, people are amazing and..honestly…..one of the best bargain AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TASTY dishes in Bulgaria.

They make the exact Istanbul fishbread and it’s seriously fucking epic.

Pro tip, you can secretly order off the menu and ask for extra slab of grilled mackerel for only 3 bucks…..seriously fuck….it’s just sooo good….literally food magic.

I bought myself some day old LIDL sushi which, in turn, saved me 60 Leva from going to Happy where the prices have essentially doubled over the last few years.

White asparagus and steak in a few days. I make the best steak on earth the cheal LIDL cuts and cheap and SUPER delicious…almost weirdly so.

It’s Monday, after all.

80s stock market book is intense.

I bought it JUST when it arrived, it literally bypassed the store, came from butcher into my sack so I bought a bunch. I can’t believe what a difference super fresh and high quality beef makes, super score. I will make something fun again today.

Also, keep in mind that the more beef you eat, the more money cattle farmers will have to feed and care for their majestic animals.

It’s also beef wrap day, obviously.

Added a little soya sauce, garlic powder and LOTS of lemon juice.

Honestly, lemon juice is such a great replacement for adding more soya sauce or salt.

Into air fryer for 6 minutes, delicious.

Also…Temu brought me a genuine miso soup bowls so I’m testing them with this dish. Sorry.

Sooo tasty…..