If you zoom in…

….Cali-fornia’s eyes are no longer infected….she’s so plump now, almost the size of a rotisserie chicken.

OHH..IT WAS WARM TODAY!!!

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Salmon and berries.

I put a little bit of pesto on the fish and used the power-oven….so dang delicious.

I also added a little paprika. Wild.

I should eat more fish, maybe my hair will grow back.

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I’ll only get food delivered.

And eat in bed.

I think I’m onto something revolutionary.

No bags of garbage and dishes.

No water or electricity waste.

Just a nice person coming to gate with nourishment.

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Please kill yourself.

Take Musk and Putin with you. Please do the planet a favor…..

You are all vile turd-monsters and history will not be kind to you.

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I made my awesome spinach and bean soup.

It was 100% vegetarian before I added the Bulgarian sausage. I still find Bulgarian sausages like this without any flavor. It’s a shame…really strange.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR….

We only stayed up till 3 last night. Almost no booze….perfect!!!

MADHOUSE OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT – FUCKING MADHOUSE.

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I am so sad.

Why can’t my stuff ever match?

I am switching my backpacks to the slightly larger Thule one in 2025. I need some extra room when since I can’t take the bike for my jars of mayo, sausages and radishes.

Sun over the next couple of days….THEN COMPLETE DEEP FREEZE.

No bike, no scooter….just legs….sad.

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I love Mondays.

Flora is packed.

I bought Oreos for the 1st time in 5+ years…they are fucking delicious.

Dumpster beer was FANTASTIC!!!!! AS ALWAYS!!

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Super late night lunch..

I like coming here..it’s close and nice and warm and clean……..but I really wish I had a few more choices.

Also got take out sushi the other day…it was super expensive…and MAYBE somewhat worth it…?..maybe not?

I think to cut costs they make the soy sauce from WD40 and diesel….seriously, WTF?

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Tried to make..

Late night TEX-MEX chicken..and it was OK….but…..it’s so cold here now..that I think it’s actually the coldest ever….of all time.

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Nothing exciting today.

NOTHING!!!

Can’t hang out on the balcony or even do lasers with Birdie. I think it’s -20 IN THE HALLWAY.

Might actually snow in the coming days. I am wearing socks INSIDE the house right now, wooly ones, like an Eastern European.

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.

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Wigilia non-meat lunch yesterday.

Octopus and fake crap.

They had a few fresh crabs at Jane’s for 90 Leva each. I would need a job for that.

I REALLY should make zucchini more often. It’s so cheap and easy to make and tastes like jesus.

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What a wild day. I have more energy than a newborn skunk.

Bought sooooo much food.

On motorbike all day, it was sunny and warm and balmy?

I got octopus and turkey legs and chicken from France and super fresh veggies from LIDL.

And a huge motherfuckin’ bottle of shitty wine for 3 Leva.

And chicken thighs from France for the cats.

Bulgarian lunch in the sun.

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It’s go go go time..

Need to showcase new sweater in Burgas.

Hopefully hot wine soon….and a fucking haircut.

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I made pheasant today.

With my thrice “treated” potatoes. Boiled, cooled, boiled again on super high heat…cooled…then air fried with a gentle mist of olive oil.

The dead bird is “seated” on pesto that’s so insanely delicious you can die (and I fucking hate pesto and people who eat it). This is more creamy tomato based…it’s insanely delicious.

LIDL has sooo much cool shit now, almost everyday a fun treat…I will go back tomorrow and scrounge around the coolers.

Also…new plate. \

Thank you for reading.

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Sunny Beach mall continues to suck deep-ass.

It’s like a bad version of Temu crap for 20X the cost.

This place needs a cool place to hang out. I vote for a nice Starbucks/Subway/KFC collab.

*****I ALSO FOUND A PROPER FUCKIN’ CHRISTMAS SWEATER FOR 7 EURO****

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I love this.

Ukrainians should place a dozen or so of these magical boom-boom scooters all over Moscow and St Petersburg every day and remotely detonate them…just for LOLz.

Good job!!!

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Christmas crunch chocolate cake.

No idea what this means but it’s fucking delightful….crunchy chocolate mousse with some type of a sweet cheese…fucking hell.

My only work I had today is getting a haircut but lady is gone for holiday, other place down the street is closed, too. I look like Ralph Wiggums.

Also Showcasing my new blouse today…

Now what?

Ahhh mall trip…plus I need to pick up my game bird from Lidl.

SOOOO much stuff….

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