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I got 2 dishes.

BUT ALSO…I will have more ducks at home……what a fun day.

BUT…so fucking cold that I had to take the bus home from Jane’s….just can’t walk and breathe at the same time.

As of this afternoon.

Piece of shit iPhone camera makes it look dull…but take my word for it…the walls are paper white….thank you to my management company!!!

My cigarettes are in the glove compartment.

Dinner should be ready in one hour.

Just chilling and relaxing but I wish more places were open. Outside is -2 but people are mixing fancy cocktails and eating super snacks. This is the only busy place in the neighborhood.

Holiday soon.

When summer?

Cold sucks.

I have essentially the whole slab of ribs from Flora that I didn’t eat last night…for some reason. I will make a leftover feast.

History of Blizzard book is fascinating.

I wish I could find herring in vinegar, it’s always in oil.

I have been drinking almost nothing everyday. One beer…if that, weird.

Segway superscoot is going to Sofia for a front motor upgrade and a new sensor – some weird recall, whatever. They are bringing a truck to pick it up. Warranty.

Tomatoes are as hard as apples and taste terrible, super sad.

WWIII soon!!

Maybe coldest ever.

Major backfire.

I have no fucking clue why the bag of IKEA buns cost 13 Leva.

The sausages were 6 (that’s fine).

I have no fucking clue why ketchup costs 12 Leva.

I ended up eating 2 of them, they REALLY were not that tasty (they are super tasty at the stores).

Shared the 3rd one with the cats (they were yelling at me madly, what choice did I have?)……ONLY TO FIND 3 NEAT PILES OF SWEDISH VOMIT AT 4AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOUSE.

IKEA is dead to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOOO nice and warm out!!!!

….Cali-fornia’s eyes are no longer infected….she’s so plump now, almost the size of a rotisserie chicken.

OHH..IT WAS WARM TODAY!!!

I put a little bit of pesto on the fish and used the power-oven….so dang delicious.

I also added a little paprika. Wild.

I should eat more fish, maybe my hair will grow back.

And eat in bed.

I think I’m onto something revolutionary.

No bags of garbage and dishes.

No water or electricity waste.

Just a nice person coming to gate with nourishment.

Take Musk and Putin with you. Please do the planet a favor…..

You are all vile turd-monsters and history will not be kind to you.

It was 100% vegetarian before I added the Bulgarian sausage. I still find Bulgarian sausages like this without any flavor. It’s a shame…really strange.

Tongue for 1st time…it should be more tender (tenderer?).

We only stayed up till 3 last night. Almost no booze….perfect!!!

MADHOUSE OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT – FUCKING MADHOUSE.

Why can’t my stuff ever match?

I am switching my backpacks to the slightly larger Thule one in 2025. I need some extra room when since I can’t take the bike for my jars of mayo, sausages and radishes.

Sun over the next couple of days….THEN COMPLETE DEEP FREEZE.

No bike, no scooter….just legs….sad.

I love the fact that a lot of my goods are made by young children. The work gives them a little extra vape money and keeps them off the mean streets of Chongqing.