Trying to figure out whether my cat is really planning an all out attack against me, my abode and my belongings. I’ve been feeling uneasy lately, sleeping with one eye open and trying to monitor his night time strategic movements. Even though I have been trying to look like I’m ignoring his planning I am also certain that he knows I’m on to him. His seemingly innocent leg swats, the evil eye stares, the strategically placed fur markers are worrisome to say the least.
This has been going on for over a month now, I wonder why the delay, what does he have up his furry sleeve? Tick tock, it’s just a waiting game now.
I hope he knows that I’m a little stronger and slightly smarter than him and the consequences of an all out attack can be dire. No pets, no food…OR WORSE!!!!!!!!!