I generally only share my life’s miliestones with you’all, and this is certainly one of them.

Bezos delivered a new shaver to me today. Did you know when you order products made for ugly babies, the products are generally of better quality/durability and must adhere to slightly higher standards for some reason. This is my new razer designed for ugly babies, it charges through USB (forward and modern), is water and shatterproof. Best motherfuckin’ 15 £ I have ever spent. Thank you for reading this post.