A little drunk this evening having a mayonnaise eating test and taste competition.

We have mayo from different corners of the planet and have to guess the country. We have guessed ALL of them spot on and, as always, the Bulgarian one is disgusting because BG continues to get the food ‘sweepings’ of Europe and doesn’t realize it + nobody gives a shit (as long as they have cigarettes).

Bulgarian mayo tastes like white clumpy oily horse boogers.

Thankfully we know where to get “the good French stuff” which is always the winner.