The girls are off to Turkey and I’m spending the next 48 hours at home with the cats.

Here are my plans.

1. A 24 hour marathon of WWII airplane documentaries.

2.Vacuuming hourly (jesus, I love vacuuming).

3. I will eat a bowl of sausages.

4. I will eat a bag of paprika flavored paprika chips.

5. I will drink plenty of fluids in the shape of cheap Bulgarian lagers.

6. I will teach cats housework.

7.  I will eat at 5 restaurants a day.

8. I will wear my robe as much as I can.

I will add more to this list as the day goes by.

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