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(CNN) — After spending nearly 12 hours behind bars, accused of slapping a police horse, a Florida woman was happy to be home Monday.

horse1

I have to leave kitty at home by himself for 2 days.

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I just gave him a huge pet-attack and a tone of snacks.  Told him about the dangers of matches, showed him how to operate the Wii (something to keep him busy) and politely told him no friends and no loud music after 10 o’clock.

Also left him the emergency phone numbers.

PS.  Broccoli-the-fish received a similar set of instructions.