Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

If they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.




A lonely guy goes to a pet store looking for a companion. The store clerk says “I’ve got the perfect pet for you!” and brings out a shoebox with a caterpillar in it. Though the lonely man is skeptical but makes the purchase. Once home he sets the shoebox down and wonders what he and his new friend should do. He asks the caterpillar “do you wanna go to the bar?” No answer. Again, the lonely man says “would you like to go to the bar and get a drink or somethin?” Still no answer. Now the man is a bit upset and yells “Hey! do you wanna go down to the bar??” The caterpillar says “I heard you the first time, I was just putting on my shoes.”

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