It is 2014 and this exists today. People are fucking retarded.

CLICK HERE.

Once again praying on the insecure, undereducated and ignorant.  Just add a fitness workout with an idiotic name, a number and the word ‘extreme’ and ‘detoxify’ in it.

Ohhh….and (of course) it’s also an MLM scam where you recruit others and lie about your ‘extraordinary’ earnings.  This garbage sells for $60 and I doubt costs more than 60 cents to manufacture, package and distribute.

People are stupid.

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Fucking fuck.

After spending the last 3 days completely dormant, doing nothing but sitting or lying down I woke up today with the very worst backache of all time, ever.  This is what happens when you’re extremely old and don’t move around. 

I can barely tie my shoelaces and worst of all, it’s the year’s biggest holiday today…Halloween.  Ugh.

Time for wine and meat, the two things that almost always cure my ailments.

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A Bulgarian joke for you.

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I’m a light bulb." The boss then says, "You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark."

A bit of sad news that ended up becoming good news.

Because we’re getting a new and very fancy resort next to us one of our favorite “restaurants” had to be bulldozed last month.  Yes, Hussein’s illegal shack of partying, soup, meat and cheap (and often free) booze had to be bulldozed.  I am sure it’s unsightliness and the fact that it was illegally built had something to do with it. 

Thankfully, Hussein was able to negotiate a deal with the said resort owners and reopen at a new location.  The new restaurant’s name is “Apteka 2” and it’s a 1.5 minute walk from our place.  It’s hygienically superior to the old location with a proper WC (the old one had a hole in the ground to pee in) and significantly better amenities.  The best tripe soup of Europe remains with a new menu full of mostly meat and other meats.  Fantastic.

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NEW PLACE BELOW.

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